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Naughty Joke Of The Day -1


rachel1997

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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to

her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed,

"I don't have that kind of money, but I would do ANYTHING to get a

message to my mother in Poland".

The man arched an eyebrow.

"Anything?"

"Yes, anything," the blonde promised.

With that, the man said,

"Follow me."

He walked into the next room and ordered, her to "come in and close

the door."

She did. He then said, "Get on your knees."

She did.

Then he said, "Take down my zipper."

She did.

He said, "Go ahead...take it out."

She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.

The man closed his eyes and whispered, "well....go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close

to her lips she said loudly,

"HELLO.....MOM??"

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That was hilarious...kind of like the breathalizer joke. Here's a few counter jokes to side with the blondes out there.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

Who makes bras for brunettes?

Fisher-Price.

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

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