rachel1997 Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message toher mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed,"I don't have that kind of money, but I would do ANYTHING to get amessage to my mother in Poland".The man arched an eyebrow."Anything?""Yes, anything," the blonde promised.With that, the man said,"Follow me."He walked into the next room and ordered, her to "come in and closethe door."She did. He then said, "Get on your knees."She did.Then he said, "Take down my zipper."She did.He said, "Go ahead...take it out."She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.The man closed his eyes and whispered, "well....go ahead."The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it closeto her lips she said loudly,"HELLO.....MOM??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 hehe... funny... funny... funny..I love it. ------------------"Smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 Hahahahahahahah.. Oh my god that was funny Am I glad I'm not a blonde.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peteplayboy Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 HAHAHAHAHA LMAO YO!! madd funny..good shit...PEACEPETE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 that was FUNNY !!!------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com"One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampienyc10 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 that was FUNNY !!!------------------------------------------@vampienyc10vampie@aol.com"One is not born a woman, one becomes one."- Simone de Beauvoir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlish Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 That was hilarious...kind of like the breathalizer joke. Here's a few counter jokes to side with the blondes out there.Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?It matches their mustache. Who makes bras for brunettes?Fisher-Price. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?The invitation. What's a brunette's mating call?"Has the blonde left yet?" What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?No one else wants it. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?Brown-bagging it. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?Invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 ROFLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 dlish LOL!!!!! Too funny but NOT TRUE!!! hahahaha.. Good though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dlish Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Gotta watch my fellow blonde girl's backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.