jp24 Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 In order for Steve to join a fraternity, he has to walk into a liquor store naked and buy a bag of chips and a can of coke. Steve waits until the store is empty and then quickly runs in to buy the items. Just as he's about to walk out of the store, 3 hot blondes are walking into the liquor store. They scream with joy when they see Steve, cause they think they've seen a new kind of vending machine. The first blonde pops in a quarter in Steve's mouth, yanks on his dick and *ding* steve hands over a bag of chips. The second girl pops in a quarter, yanks on his dick and *ding* she gets the can of coke. The third blonde pops in a quarter and yanks on his dick and nothing happens, cause Steve has nothing left to offer. She yanks again, yanks and yanks and finally she yells out, "Cool, hand lotion!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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