resident Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ...but I do find the official "Guide for Overcoming Masturbation" excruciatingly funny: http://208.55.129.251/mormon.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 "then you will have the strength to resist... any temptations which may come to you."*come* to you. ha ha. that guy *is* funny.------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i love #2: ". Never associate with other people having the same weakness."i guess i have to get away from this board!------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i bet he also missed the irony of #6:"Never read about your problem."------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 and this is supposed to help how?!?"15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night."------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Yeah, I bet you didn't know that It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God and defeats the gospel plan, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirdante Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 no you are not sick. religious proscriptions always provide endless opportunities for humor.i mean, no matter how venerable and established your church is, or what cool title of position they bestow upon you, or how much you practice your beliefs, YOU ARE NOT GOD and you have no fucking clue what god wants. i cant believe ppl listen to other ppl who tell them that "god does not want you to masterbate," "god does not want you to eat spicy food b4 bed," and "god says..."what?!? *what* does god say? *where* does "god" say anything!?! you dont know what "god" says! i dont know what god says! shit, if either of us knew what god had to say, we wouldnt be sitting here listening to each other!BTW, for any of you idiots who now want to kill me bc u take this as a personal attack on your god, i would like to point out that i am a deeply religious person myself. i have no prob with *god*. i have a prob w idiotic *ppl*!------------------i love music! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DollaBill Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Is that fucking thing for real? I can't believe it. That is probably the biggest load of shit I have ever read. I like jerking off and don't intend to quit anytime soon. In fact I'm jerking off right know as I'm typing. OOOPS gotta go get a napkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resident Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by DollaBill:Is that fucking thing for real?Well, apparently so!When I worked at Maxim, one of our favorite pastime was perusing the WWW for the weirdest shit ever and making fun of it. Everything was game - weird news, jokes, porn (of absolutely every sort imaginable), dumb stories, etc. (One time we were bored so we hacked into a porn site and planned to put the pictures from the anal section into the food fetish section, but gave up.) So this one turned up. Apparently there's also a journal of one man's struggle with masturbation, complete with diagrams and stuff, converted into PDF format and available for download. What can I say, some people have too much time on their hands, even more than people on this board do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by DollaBill:Is that fucking thing for real? I can't believe it. That is probably the biggest load of shit I have ever read. I like jerking off and don't intend to quit anytime soon. In fact I'm jerking off right know as I'm typing. OOOPS gotta go get a napkin. Lmao! ------------------ Pleasure is the only thing to live for............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csumaylo Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ahem . . . excuse me while I go jerk off for a minute!Man I love Palmela and Rosie!------------------Know your body. Know your mind. Know your source. Know your roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karde Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 So there is hope for our problem!!!hahahahaha------------------My humble Webpage: http://www.geocities.com/kardes_ss/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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