rachel1997 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Four nuns just happened to die at the same time. Outsidethe pearly gates of heaven, they meet St. Peter. St. Peter saysto them, "Welcome sisters." He says to the first one, "Before Ilet you in I have to know, have you ever touched a penis before?"The first sister says, "Yes St. Peter, I have. With my finger."So St. Peter says, "Okay, just dip your finger in the holy waterand you're free to go inside." He asks the second sister, "Have you ever touched a penisbefore?" She says, "Yes, St. Peter, with my hand." So St. Petersays, "Okay, just dip your hand in the holy water and you're freeto go inside." St. Peter asks the third nun, "Have you ever toucheda penis before?" Just then, the fourth nun pushes the third nun aside andsays to St. Peter, "If you think I'm going to gargle with that holywater after she puts her ass in it, you've got another thing coming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buccafm Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 LOL!!!!! hahaha, that was cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lola591 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 LOL LOLA------------------i know u wanna dance, i wanna c u sweat, i wanna c how freaky u can get...baby take me higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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