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FUNNEST/FUNNIEST One-Night Stand Stories


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I was just remembering this one-night stand I had last year with this guy who was so much fun to be with! The first three times he came, he said "Will you marry me?" and of course I knew he was kidding so it just made me giggle. Then finally the fourth time he came he said "I think I love you!" and it was just so cute and sweet. Then he ordered me breakfast... we kept in touch for a little bit after that and he was always so sweet! Why can't all one-nighters be that sweet? Some guys act like asses!

Okay, so now somebody tell one of their stories:

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I wish I could share some with you but I'm a good cathlic boy. I'm waiting till I get married to have sexual relations. Maybe if you found god in your life, you wouldn't have to fill that void with meaningless relationships that end after one night, you harletin, you.

*pray's for the slut's soul not to burn for eternity in hell*

j/k

lol Brian

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Originally posted by crossymaster:

Someone need to pray for all of your hell-bound souls cwm34.gif , maybe you should be more appreciative cwm23.gif

...and it get my panties all wet, but please don't tell anyone cwm6.gif

BAC

Brian.. you're too funny LOL smile.gif

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