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Oh My. Last week was crazy enough. This week...who knows!?!? The VIP Crew will be together for yet another night of insane shit. I'm thinking about a few things you might have over looked Theory:

Will The Club be open @ 7:30AM?

Will Kyle actualy answer his phone?

Will There be any Boom action?

He He He. See you guys there!!!

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Is it true that at 4AM the dancers WILL BE NAKED on the main stage doing each other?

Is it true that the DJ from Exit Fridays on the rooftop has never DJ'ed before in his life?

Is it true that Nikki the promoter has made home porno?

Is it true that Theory and Renegade trashed Nikkis job at the mall in search of the home porn only to find out she didn't make home porn she just lost her wallet?

Is it true that the new official Tunnel Mascot bears a striking resemblence to DJ Nero?

Is it true that peter Gatien has promised the Tunnel will stay open to at least 7:30-8:00 this week?

Is it true that Eleanor Rigby will be making a twice a month appearance as may DJ corbett be making a once a month appearnce as already confirmed that DJ Nero and DJ Renegade are the current Tunnel Residents?

Is it true that the vocalist from DJ Renegade's Sexbomb! is in the current issue of Playboy's Book of Lingerie (Girls Of Ireland Issue) (Kerry Roberts)

Is it true that both Jackie Nova and Kerry Roberts WILL BE MAKING LIVE PEROFRMANCES at TUNNEL soon?

Is it true that there are gay relations in the VIP association?

Is it true that JM + D are the new young king promoters?

Is it true that Waldo has left the building?

Is it true that Ruthie is a sexual animal on the side?

Is it true that the two Tunnel dancers Anastasia and Daisy do each other regularly?

Is it true that Tunnel will be re-vamping their decor soon?

Is it true that Club NYC'ers flocked to Tunnel last Saturday?

Is it true that DJ Renegade's ANR Tunnel Remix of Sexbomb is almost done and is the shit?

Is it true that Nero is starting a new Record Label?

Is it true that Hey Dude will be in the building soon?

Is it true that there is no masturbating allowed in Tunnel but you can fuck in secret locations?

Is it true that there will be an orgy party at Tunnel March 10th?

Drama Anyone??

Renegade

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LoL, funny shit guys. . .What time is the meet up this week?. . .who ever is goin drop me an email porqpine40@aol.com. . .<MikeMc))~~~~~~~~~~~~ cwm44.gif

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Oh My. Hey Ren...I forgot to add a few things:

Is it true, that the blowfish clock will never be the same?

Is it true that the Tunnel Mascot has apparently developed a powdery white substance around his nasal passage?

Is it true that Little One will finnaly show up to the club?

Is it true that Theory is fed up with the lack of liquor in his Amaretto sours?

Is it true that Anastasia is a one way ticket to Porn Star Stardom?

Is it true that the maintenance crew had to clean up several white stains from the speakers last Saturday after Daisey and Anastasia were escorted away?

Is it true that DJ KLEVA has made a full recovery?

Is it true that KB Toys now carries a Kurfew line of Barbie dolls?

Is it true that Tunnel Dram will become a weekly series in the New York Times arts section?

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is it true blaznny will meet a cute little raver chick and smoke a blunt with her and whoever else wants to at 7:30 when we leave?

that should be on there haha

god i love bluebery buds

peace

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Originally posted by blaznny:

is it true blaznny will meet a cute little raver chick and smoke a blunt with her and whoever else wants to at 7:30 when we leave?

that should be on there haha

god i love bluebery buds

peace

ahh bro...

all about the chocolate ti...

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Originally posted by corbett:

Will I show up on March 17th playing the bagpipes and wearing a kilt?

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

Now THATS a SITE Id *love* to see!!!

So are ya? Huh? Huh??

xoxo

kAt

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Thats right kids, Tunnel Drama is back. In this 2nd edition of T.D, we wonder:

Will Renegade & Nero have a repeat performance and blow the roof off again?

Will James the Resident Bouncer discover the joys of Yellow Jackets?

Will Nikki be healthy?

Will Joe keep his shirt on?

Will Casper calm down?

Will there be less fire-extinguisher action?

Will Renegade hire a new renalimo driver?

Will Tweety go back to glo mode?

Will DJ Chrome make a guest appearence?

Will Renegade order his heineken plain?

Will Mario drink himself under the table again?

Will Anastasia and Daisy make any more memories for the Tunnel Rats?

Will Kyle avoid the mark of the beast for the 2nd consecutive week?

Will Maggie be harrassed by demanding random bugg eyed club kidz again?

Will the VIP Possee be back in Full Mode?

All this in more in the next weekly installment of: TUNNEL DRAMA.

In the Mean time, be sure to check out the party itself on Saturday night. DJ Anthony Nero from 10-3. DJ Renegade from 3-close...plus a special guest appearence by: THE VIP MASCOT

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now now theory relax with all those questions... too much processing required for a crackhead clubkid such as myself... but my interest is peaked so i MAY just grace tunnell with my presence on saturday..but i expect the royal treatment.. i am VIP after all.. Very Important Princess hehe... hey anyone out there with me?!?!!!... drop me a line and let me know

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wasssup cats ya its true i am startin a label exxxtortin records. yo the shit is really hittin hard as far as march ill be at tunnel cept 4 goin down to south beach to spin & a possible dallas trip on the 31st also im doin this party this fri at 2028 in fortlee nj its gonna be chill if u like al kinds of music. ill be spinnin with the herb magaizne dj tape mail in winner(whos also spinnin with q bert & that crew @ space) boy is mad good 4 more info n upcomin raves/clubs/party events e mail me @anero9dj@aol.com.

as far as this sat u dont wanna miss im gonna kick it ol school 4 a lil 3turntablist style member 10-3 oh n 4 the ladies im finially single waaaassssssup!! d8OP

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VIP better be all up in the house guys! I heard that Little Nero is gonna be spinning with "Not that Little Nero". LOL. Hope to see all you guys there.

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