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and now the truth about strawberries


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by now everybody hates me for killing all the fun of eating peanut butter & jelly with a big glass of milk, but let me just tell you ONE MORE THING! don't eat that pbj with strawberry jam!!! strawberries, unless organically grown, are LOADED WITH PESTICIDES!!! yes, it's true. strawberries, by their very nature, are the most absorbant fruit on the vine. not only that they are the most delectable to little varmints like ants and whatever other little creatures roam around the strawberry fields of florida & california. so to get these little succulant bitches to market without big ant bites right in the middle of 'em, the FDA allows farmers to spray, spray, spray all they want with nasty pesticides! which you then eat! yum, yum yum!! may i suggest that you try honey with your next peanut butter sandwich, it has many valuable properties, of which i have no clue what they are (but i bet you thought i did!) the only interesting thing i can tell you about honey is that it's essentially BEE VOMIT!!! cwm32.gif

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