bastardino Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 That's right ladies and gentelman, girls and boys. I have the inside scoop that Illiana is a Transvestite Hooker. Spending her days in front of a computer and her nights sucking dicks pretending she's a woman. Just thought I'd share that with you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 You forgot to mention that your dick was the first one I sucked and because it was soo small and crusted, I've become disillusioned about hooking.But thank you for your pathetic try.Fuck you.-iliana ------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 Damn, you can hang up there with the boys. Did I come in your mouth Iliana? I don't quiete remember. I do remember a tothless mouth stinking of beer. Because of you I am disolusioned with hookers as a whole. Thanks Iliana for setting me straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpha Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by iliana:You forgot to mention that your dick was the first one I sucked and because it was soo small and crusted, I've become disillusioned about hooking.But thank you for your pathetic try.Fuck you.-iliana mfwahaha f yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 PS. Is it true that your mouth was used as a Sperm bank at one point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 PS. Is it true that your mouth was used as a Sperm bank at one point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROME0 Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by bastardino:That's right ladies and gentelman, girls and boys. I have the inside scoop that Illiana is a Transvestite Hooker. Spending her days in front of a computer and her nights sucking dicks pretending she's a woman. Just thought I'd share that with you all. WHO CARES THIS SHIT IS OLD, GROW UP. THE CREATIVITY HERE IS SOOOO SHOT! ~R~------------------"If you have it really banging and then, suddenly, these amazing chord changes are coming up, it’s sort of like this deep chord breath, sort of like [exhales] ahhh! It’s just like a great feeling, you know? There’s no formula for it, though. You just have to feel it, and then like it." -PVD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted March 14 Author Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by alpha: mfwahaha f yeaAlpha, you're back? Please don't forget to say "Come Again" next time I see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilo Beauty Posted March 14 Report Share Posted March 14 Originally posted by bastardino:Damn, you can hang up there with the boys. Did I come in your mouth Iliana? I don't quiete remember. I do remember a tothless mouth stinking of beer. Because of you I am disolusioned with hookers as a whole. Thanks Iliana for setting me straight!No that was your mom's mouth you came in.She didn't quite enjoy it. I couldn't put up with you because I couldn't find your dick!!!I'll advise your mom to get you a penis pump. Maybe she'll enjoy giving you head next time.-iliana ------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bastardino Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Iliana, Please, Calm down. It'll be okay, I promise. We will get the $ to finally carve a vagina out of that penis. I know it's difficult being a hooker with a penis but you're just going to have to manage while we try to gather up some $ for your valuable cause. PS. Your mom and dad are proud of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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