discobella Posted March 20 Report Share Posted March 20 Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = pregnancyDumb man + smart woman = affairDumb man + dumb woman = marriageSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotionDumb boss + dumb employee = overtimeA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night.A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A manmarries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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