bungee Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 >The Male Agenda> > >A man was sick and tired of goingto work every day while his wifestayedhome. He wanted her to see what hewent through so he prayed, "DearLord, Igo to work every day and put in 8hours while my wife merely stays athome.I want her to know what I gothrough, so please create a tradein ourbodies.God, in his infinite wisdom,granted the man's wish. The nextmorning,sureenough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for hismate,awakened the kids, set out theirschool clothes,fed them breakfast,packedtheir lunches, drove them toschool, came home and picked up thedrycleaning, took it to the cleanersand stopped at the bank to draw outmoneyto pay the power bill and telephonebill, drove to the power companyandthephone company and paid the bills,went grocery shopping,came home andputaway the groceries. He cleaned thecat's litter box and bathed thedog.Then it was already 1 p.m. and hehurried to make the beds, do thelaundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop thekitchen floor. Ran to the school topickup the kids and got into anargument with them on the way home. Set outcookies and milk and got the kidsorganized to do their homework,then setup the ironing board and watched TVwhile he did the ironing. At 4:30he began peeling potatoes andwashinggreens for salad, breaded the porkchops and snapped fresh beans forsupper.After supper he cleaned thekitchen, ran the dishwasher, foldedlaundry,bathed the kids, and put them tobed. At 9 p.m. he was exhaustedand,thoughhis daily chores weren't finished,he went to bed where he wasexpected tomake love-which he managed to getthrough without complaint.The next morning he awoke andimmediately knelt by the bed andsaid "Lord,Idon't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy my wife'sbeing ableto stay home all day. Please, ohplease, let us trade back."The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,replied, "My son, I feel you havelearnedyour lesson and I will be happy tochange things back to the way theywere.You'll have to wait 9 months,though. You got pregnant lastnight.------------------Sticks and Stones may break my bones..but..words..can't..hurt..meeeee...so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 LOL!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpermonkey Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 "stopped at the bank to draw outmoneyto pay the power bill and telephonebill, drove to the power companyandthephone company and paid the bills,"Who the fuck drives to their local utility office to pay their bills? People usually pay their bills once amonth, and it takes all of five minutes. Fucking whiners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted March 21 Report Share Posted March 21 Originally posted by helpermonkey: Who the fuck drives to their local utility office to pay their bills? People usually pay their bills once amonth, and it takes all of five minutes. Fucking whiners. Umm, hellooo, it was a GUY who posted this... look a little more closely next time before drawing asinine conclusions...------------------I never try anything, I just do it... Wanna try me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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