cmb1975 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Posted in Sex Forum as well...OK...Here is the story...My boyfriends father is somewhat of a prankster. He likes to do practical jokes, tell fibs and stories and buy things to embarres people. So, for my birthday, he bought me a vibrator. I, of course, vowed revenge. He says I will never get him back. So, for Christmas I was going to get him back, but decided against it, it was Christmas after all. Of course, true to form, he bought me another vibrator!!! Now, here's the thing, its his birthday next month and I have to get him really, really good...I need ideas...Help...I read the posts, I know how sick and twisted you all are!!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 i think maybe you should get him a gift certificate to a good shrink cause that is one sick man... just my opinion...carry on.....------------------you know you love me.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 LOL!!! Just to clarify, he is not a pervert...he did it for shock value, to embaress me. ------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 you should give him a jar with fluid in it, decorate it all nice and tell him its a jar of love juice that you've been saving each and every time you've used the vibratororget a picture of his head and put it on some crazy naked body and blow it up to poster size and tell him that you use this picture as part of masturbation material along with the vibrator! ------------------"I walk through the valley of fear, I fear nothing cause I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumparella Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 What is wrong with your boyfriends father? That has to be one of the most demented stories I have ever heard. I mean think about it...this man is going into some "sex shop" buying vibrators...(not only one time...BUT TWO) for his son's girlfriend??? Joke or not....it's really not funny. I would suggest buying him some self-respect and some morals. What does your boyfriend say??? He's just as sick if he finds humor in this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 You have to know the guy, I am not saying its not strange and a little twisted, but he is not doing it to be a big perv, he is doing for a laugh. There are dozens of other stories about stories he has told, jokes he has played, etc. etc. that would give you a better picture of what this guy is all about. Now, I just wanna get him back!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiles4u Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I say wrap one of the vibrators back up and give it to him with a card saying that you couldn't find a use for the second one, but you knew he would make good use of it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 I say you get Him a CALL GIRL!!! SHOUT TO THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Here's another good one rent a police uniform have someone dress as a cop go to the house and arrest him for sexual harrassment ------------------"I walk through the valley of fear, I fear nothing cause I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by eviljav666:I say you get Him a CALL GIRL!!! SHOUT TO THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!I thought about getting him a transvestite stripper, but someone spilled the beans...Sin...thats good!!!------------------i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witchdoctor Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 You guys are good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by bumparella:What is wrong with your boyfriends father? That has to be one of the most demented stories I have ever heard. I mean think about it...this man is going into some "sex shop" buying vibrators...(not only one time...BUT TWO) for his son's girlfriend??? Joke or not....it's really not funny. I would suggest buying him some self-respect and some morals. What does your boyfriend say??? He's just as sick if he finds humor in this. RITE!!.. i thought i was the only one thinkin that!... ------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin-sational Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Alli baby, we did a makeover on our signatur I see. oh baby don't go changing to impress me!------------------"I walk through the valley of fear, I fear nothing cause I'm the baddest mother fucker in the valley!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 If my dad ever did that to my girl, i would be mad pissed. That sounds a little twisted to me and i'm pretty fucked up too. I got a good idea though. How about a resrtaining order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by sin-sational:Alli baby, we did a makeover on our signatur I see. oh baby don't go changing to impress me!i know.. aint i coooooooooooooooooooool !!!! ------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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