allishara Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 > Your mama is so fat:> > > When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.> > When she dances she makes the band skip.> > When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her> 13> years to live.> > She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (<- clearly the winner)> > Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.> > When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.> > Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.> > Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."> > She has to iron her pants on the driveway.> > The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.> > All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240> Patrons OR Yo Mama"> > When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.> > Instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.> > When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.> > She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.> > She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.> > She could sell shade.> > When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.> > People jog around her for exercise.> > I ran around her twice and got lost.> > She gets runs in her jeans.> > Her blood type is Ragu.> > When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an> estimate.> > If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!> > She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.> > She can't even jump to a conclusion.> > She broke her leg and gravy dripped out.> > She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 ...her belt size is "equator" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Ya momma's so fat you need to take atrain and two buses to get on her good side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by nabuc:Ya momma's so fat you need to take atrain and two buses to get on her good side. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Alli YOUR TITS ARE THAT BIG!!!!!!! SATAN IS YOUR SAVIOR!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by sungoddess: Good one! thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allishara Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by eviljav666:Alli YOUR TITS ARE THAT BIG!!!!!!! SATAN IS YOUR SAVIOR!!!!sometimes i really wonder about you...------------------Are those your eyeballs?......because i found them in my cleavage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latinoloco Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Originally posted by sungoddess:...her belt size is "equator"Is that from that movie the nutty professorJust clicks in my head..na na;Your mama is so fat; thather pms caused a flood destruction..some gross shyt......------------------to the world, you might be one person... but to one person.. you might be the world..GOT VTECH?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bizmark2004 Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Yo Mama's so POOR:I saw her wrestle a squirrel for a peanutYo Mama's so SKINNY:she can peep through a keyhole with both eyes------------------ GOT VERVE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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