flinch69 Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 PRIVATE LESSONSWhat we learned from watching way too many sex scenes.-If you are finally getting it on with the girl of your dreams in an inappropriate place, you are about to be hacked to death. -Breasts get very dirty; therefore, in the shower, they require extra vigorous soaping. If you bump uglies within 100 yards of a kitchen, you will end up slathered in flour and honey. -Vampire vixens always swing both ways. Good girls always wear amazing underwear. Bad girls don’t wear any underwear. -The scummier Mickey Rourke gets, the hotter the babe he nails. -when you do the nasty in a limo, the driver will offer a conspirational wink before putting up the privacy barrier. -Orgasming simultaneously is easier than programming a VCR. -Movie underwear is special: It leaves no red lines or butt lint. -Champagne tastes better when slurped off an erect nipple. -Harvey Keitel possesses the world’s only visible penis. And let’s keep it that way"]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm44.gif' alt='cwm44.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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