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  1. seems that Alissa malano is the consensus, hands down!! But what about Sara Michelle Gellar, Jessica Alba....Was Terry Hatcher ever in Maxim?????"]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm28.gif' alt='cwm28.gif'>
  2. Alissa Malano seems like the consensus Hands down. Sarah Michelle Gellar, and jennifer Love Hewett and not to be forgotten Jessica Alba"]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm28.gif' alt='cwm28.gif'>
  3. Alissa Malano, That Dark angel girl Jessica ? many more to be said.... Feedback>>>>>>
  4. Snatch, pink taco, muff, cooter, horizontal smile,.... what are some others..
  5. Mine was with my ex gf, she blew me with an ice cube. Then I got a blow job with a halls candy in her mouth. Im not gonna lie to ya I was done in a matetr of seconds...
  6. flinch69

    Licking The Poop Chute

    I have definately munched the the little brown button before. I just never had it done to me......... should I be pissed
  7. Whatever u do don't take them. I took a zorro pill in september and am just getting backt o normal right now. I was all fucked up. I couldn't rememebr shit and I had to leave college. Don't do it, man... matter of fact don't do E anymore. it'll catch up wit ya.
  8. A VOLCANO--4 KINDS OF RUM AND IN THE CENTER IS 151 TO SPLASH AROUND THE RUM AND PEACH FLAVORED DRINK. THE 151 IS SET ON FIRE SO IF UR HAMMERED THIS MIGHT NO BE THE DRINK FOR U. AND ALWAYS RED DEATH....BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
  9. Take One Drink When: Someone actually uses the word “temptation.” The boyfriends make a disparaging remark about the “masseuse” single. One of your friends notices that The Girl Who Hates Her Boyfriend (Ytossie) and The Guy Who Hates His Girlfriend (Taheed) have mysteriously vanished. Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) cries. Stupid Model Guy (Kaya) tries to be funny, but is the only one laughing. (Take an extra drink if one of your friends makes fun of his sissy-ass name.) One of the boyfriends or girlfriends decides not to watch the video at the campfire meeting. Host Mark L. Walberg (What’s the L stand for? “Look—I was not in Boogie Nights!“ tries to up the drama by pausing for a lo-o-o-o-ng time. The “date” involves walking in the woods and/or beach (what the hell else is there to do?) Someone claims to have made a “connection” after a date. Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy) takes his shirt off. There’s a flashback scene. Take Two Drinks When: Anyone gets naked. Dull Blonde Girl (Shannon) seems one drink away from becoming Jenna Jameson. Any of the boyfriends or girlfriends rip their dates in the post-date interview. Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) squeals, “Oh My God!” and giggles like a moron. Dark-Haired Girl With Stick Up Her Ass (Valerie) acts like a complete buzzkill on her date or in general. One of the female singles seems creeped out by Sleazy Baseball Hat Guy (Andy). The Jacuzzi plays host to some naughty doings. Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) comes up with yet another way to style her hair. You have the urge to punch Sleazy Baseball Hat Guy (Andy) in the face. (Take an extra drink if you’d also like to piss on his unconscious body.) One of the singles, Tom, 27, Ivy League Graduate, makes an appearance. One of your buddies thinks a female single is hot. Do a Shot When: One of your buddies thinks a male single is hot. (You’ll need it to wipe that image from your mind). One of the boyfriends or girlfriends refuses to tape a private message for their respective boyfriend or girlfriend. Host Mark L. Walberg (What’s the L stand for? “Look—I’m not Jeff Probst!” tries to repair the emotional damage with an overly cheery, “OK, gang!” Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) accuses Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy) of being a slut. Do an extra shot if they replay the clip her getting sucked by Dreadlock single. (You need a few drinks to wash down all that irony.) One of the female singles says outright that she’d do the Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy). Anyone claims to be in “Heaven” or “Hell.” If any of the boyfriends are brought to tears. (Those slack-jawed pussies.) If any of the boyfriends or girlfriends try to be deep about anything. Restore Your Faith in the Power of TV if: The season finale features a Caligula-inspired orgy.
  10. PRIVATE LESSONS What we learned from watching way too many sex scenes. -If you are finally getting it on with the girl of your dreams in an inappropriate place, you are about to be hacked to death. -Breasts get very dirty; therefore, in the shower, they require extra vigorous soaping. If you bump uglies within 100 yards of a kitchen, you will end up slathered in flour and honey. -Vampire vixens always swing both ways. Good girls always wear amazing underwear. Bad girls don’t wear any underwear. -The scummier Mickey Rourke gets, the hotter the babe he nails. -when you do the nasty in a limo, the driver will offer a conspirational wink before putting up the privacy barrier. -Orgasming simultaneously is easier than programming a VCR. -Movie underwear is special: It leaves no red lines or butt lint. -Champagne tastes better when slurped off an erect nipple. -Harvey Keitel possesses the world’s only visible penis. And let’s keep it that way"]http://bbs.clubplanet.com/ubb/smilies/cwm44.gif' alt='cwm44.gif'>
  11. I live in Poder Mill off of Rt10. The Pazzo Pazzo is a pretty nice place. Sounds like I haveto give it a chance!!! I know mad peps from morrsitown......but i kinda lost touch because of the Bar Scene there. I used to hit up DD's until its new carreer change...The Office, Calaloo, etc.Too many cops around>.
  12. I live in Poder Mill off of Rt10. The Pazzo Pazzo is a pretty nice place. Sounds like I haveto give it a chance!!! I know mad peps from morrsitown......but i kinda lost touch because of the Bar Scene there. I used to hit up DD's until its new carreer change...The Office, Calaloo, etc.Too many cops around>.
  13. Most Requested Live- Alpha Shaggy- Sound Factory-Eleven All are pretty good CD's that I got for $5 on Canal street, before they even came out in record stores. /Peace Love and Prosperity/
  14. flinch69

    sex on e

    well BANG ME!!!
  15. its true because I was there last wed. and it closed at 200. I was all huffy puffy about it, but what can you do. They're just gonna loose business. Its asham becasue Abyss was a phat place to meet up with friends and get pisser on a wed. night
  16. I said the same kind of things until I went to Abyss in Sayerville. Its a nice club, valet parking, lounge type set up on both the floors, lots of space, good crowd and an all around good time. the Only prob is that it closes at 200 and thats just the point ur gettin your drink on... but hey its a phat place for a wednesday night.
  17. I just want to see whose goin to abyss tonight becasue i fell over some free passes and wanted to know if any one was goin!!! PS. HIT up the HizZo tonight~~~
  18. Diddo, I had a great time last friday. The atmosphere is high and energetic and the people aren't scum. Two thumbs to Exit!!!
  19. Is it me or do people who go to J's not own mirrors.... Let be said that fat meat heads in tight shirts and ugly girls....may just belong together. At least there's a place for them all to go!
  20. starcapone meet me at the metro loungge some time, ML is a phat club regardless of the snow blast. thats my four-eleven
  21. AMEN--- I had to be said, but still its way too funny to hear some of this shit that people come up with.... Here, Here, I say let the World boy bashing continue!! lovin ya starcapone and your strip lovin friends
  22. HAPPPPPPY HOUR is gonna start tooo soon!!!!Much luv for my friends, even if you kill me tonight, right, RAH--ONE!!!!
  23. Starcapone me and you gots to hang out some time and give me some of the low down on some good strip clubs-(lol), Where is scores, I ve heard of it but can't quite place it.... anyway thanks for the 411~~
  24. Yeah Joe Pop's is still around along with Nardi's and ED's in Barnegat Light... Tsunami's i never heard of though
  25. Ahhhhhh yes a GO-GO, now there's a plan, Its funny to here where people live, becaue half the time its right around the corner from you....Its a real small world, But enough with the philosophical bull shit, thanks for the advice, and maybe Ill see you out some time>>>>
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