Temptation Island Drinkin Game!!!!!!!

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Take One Drink When:

Someone actually uses the word “temptation.”

The boyfriends make a disparaging remark about the “masseuse” single.

One of your friends notices that The Girl Who Hates Her Boyfriend (Ytossie) and The Guy Who Hates His Girlfriend (Taheed) have mysteriously vanished.

Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) cries.

Stupid Model Guy (Kaya) tries to be funny, but is the only one laughing. (Take an extra drink if one of your friends makes fun of his sissy-ass name.)

One of the boyfriends or girlfriends decides not to watch the video at the campfire meeting.

Host Mark L. Walberg (What’s the L stand for? “Look—I was not in Boogie Nights!“ tries to up the drama by pausing for a lo-o-o-o-ng time.

The “date” involves walking in the woods and/or beach (what the hell else is there to do?)

Someone claims to have made a “connection” after a date.

Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy) takes his shirt off.

There’s a flashback scene.

Take Two Drinks When:

Anyone gets naked.

Dull Blonde Girl (Shannon) seems one drink away from becoming Jenna Jameson.

Any of the boyfriends or girlfriends rip their dates in the post-date interview.

Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) squeals, “Oh My God!” and giggles like a moron.

Dark-Haired Girl With Stick Up Her Ass (Valerie) acts like a complete buzzkill on her date or in general.

One of the female singles seems creeped out by Sleazy Baseball Hat Guy (Andy).

The Jacuzzi plays host to some naughty doings.

Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) comes up with yet another way to style her hair.

You have the urge to punch Sleazy Baseball Hat Guy (Andy) in the face. (Take an extra drink if you’d also like to piss on his unconscious body.)

One of the singles, Tom, 27, Ivy League Graduate, makes an appearance.

One of your buddies thinks a female single is hot.

Do a Shot When:

One of your buddies thinks a male single is hot. (You’ll need it to wipe that image from your mind).

One of the boyfriends or girlfriends refuses to tape a private message for their respective boyfriend or girlfriend.

Host Mark L. Walberg (What’s the L stand for? “Look—I’m not Jeff Probst!” tries to repair the emotional damage with an overly cheery, “OK, gang!”

Punky Braid Girl (Mandy) accuses Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy) of being a slut. Do an extra shot if they replay the clip her getting sucked by Dreadlock single. (You need a few drinks to wash down all that irony.)

One of the female singles says outright that she’d do the Skinhead Ab-Flexer (Billy).

Anyone claims to be in “Heaven” or “Hell.”

If any of the boyfriends are brought to tears. (Those slack-jawed pussies.)

If any of the boyfriends or girlfriends try to be deep about anything.

Restore Your Faith in the Power of TV if:

The season finale features a Caligula-inspired orgy.