allishara Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 LADIES LADIES LADIES..now tell me you cant relate to AT LEAST 5 of these.... too funnnnny...TO ALL THE DRUNK WOMEN:19 CLUES TO CALLING IT A NIGHT YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO GO HOME WHEN ...1. You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.2. You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in theladies room.3. You suddenly decide you want to kick someone's ass.4. In your last trip to "pee" you realize you now look more like Tammy FayeBaker than the goddess you were just four hours ago.5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. burrito on the floor, pick it up andcarry on eating.6. You start crying.7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.8. You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.9. The man you're flirting with used to be your 5thgrade teacher.10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and singbecomes strangely overwhelming.11. You've forgotten where you live.12. You've started to sound like Jessie Ventura from thecigarettes you've smoked, because (as you've mentioned like 10x's by now)you only smoke when you drink.13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving youjust tonic, but that's just because you can no longer taste the gin orvodka.14. You think you're in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like pizza.15. You start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrongway but..."16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.17. Your sloppy hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.18. You're tired so you just sit on the floor (and why not!).19. You show your friends that girls can pee standing up if they really wantto. ------------------*shhh..i'm not kissing you.. i'm telling your lips a secret...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoddess Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Hee hee...I can certainly relate to #1 in the summer months!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermzy Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 #7 has happened to me one too many times.------------------Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Holy mother of god...that is the funniest thing I have ever read!!! I am having flash backs of st. patty's day...ugh!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dale77 Posted March 22 Report Share Posted March 22 Man, that reminds of my college days.::sniff:: ------------------You're only young once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 23 Report Share Posted March 23 hahaha! my friend just sent me that the other day~~>couldn't be more true!! sad but true! LOL------------------*~*i DOn'T nEeD yOur AttiTudE~~>i BrOuGht My OwN*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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