cmb1975 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Not club related, whatever...So, my friend gets a last minute call yesterday to go to Yankees opening day. So, he calls a local cab company to take him to the Bronx. Ok, so all is well and then all of a sudden, the cab driver says..."I gotta go...""Uh, go where?" "I gotta go, I gotta go...""whadya mean you gotta go, you gotta take me to the bronx..."The cabbie pulls over while stuck in traffic for GWB...opens passenger door to hide behind and proceeds to poop on the side of the road!!! I SWEAR TO GOD...TRUE STORY!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GerzeeHomeBoy Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 thats just about the funniest fuckin thing i've ever heard in my entire life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmenio Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 That was hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 hahaha...funny shit!did he take his turban off and wipe his ass with it? hahaha------------------ Say What?...House Music All Night Long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 OMG!!!!!!!NO FUCKING WAY!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theflash Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Fabulous story, I need to know the rest though like wiping and getting back in to finish the drive and everything.Unbelievable though! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPHERIC Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 That's hilarious. Should have had a camera, imagine telling the grandchildren about this one.------------------"Play every record like it's your last" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by theflash:Fabulous story, I need to know the rest though like wiping and getting back in to finish the drive and everything.Unbelievable though! Apparently, this guy grabbed some napkins before he jumped out of cab....my friend just sat their staring out the back window at the cars creeping past...laughing his ass off...knowing that people could see this guy!!!He got back in and said "you ready to go?"------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 I would have told Punjab that he isn't getting back into his cab unless he washing his hands..... Must have smelled like roses in that cab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by lukeyblueyez:I would have told Punjab that he isn't getting back into his cab unless he washing his hands..... Must have smelled like roses in that cab It was a white guy!!!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piro8 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Did the cab driver swing by a hot dog stand for a couple chili "dirty water dogs," before picked up your friend?What do you say to the driver when you get out of the cab? "Thanks for the memorable cab ride," or I appreciate you "dropping a deuce" on the GWB in front of everyone and their mother. How great would it be, if the Budweiser Blimp caught that shit (no pun intended) on Fox 5? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 is there a law where humans must curb themselves...did he have a plastic bag with him? hahaha------------------ Say What?...House Music All Night Long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by cmb1975: It was a white guy!!!!!hey, if you have to go, you have to go.i am sure he wasn't to happy about popping a squat right outside the GW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeyblueyez Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by Emmitt:is there a law where humans must curb themselves...did he have a plastic bag with him? hahahafunny emm, i think he was using a pooper scooper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 3 Author Report Share Posted April 3 Originally posted by piro8:Did the cab driver swing by a hot dog stand for a couple chili "dirty water dogs," before picked up your friend?What do you say to the driver when you get out of the cab? "Thanks for the memorable cab ride," or I appreciate you "dropping a deuce" on the GWB in front of everyone and their mother. How great would it be, if the Budweiser Blimp caught that shit (no pun intended) on Fox 5?Goddamn, the odds of someone taping that are pretty good these days...it'll probably end up on the internet!!!------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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