purr4you Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 O.K. this may seem a little gross, but you know how it's healthy to shit once a day? Why the hell does it ALWAYS have to be when I am at work? Can't it wait until I'm home? I especially hate when you have to go #2 and there's someone else in the bathroom. You're waiting for them to get out, and they won't.i'm sure you think i'm weird, but i don't really care. at least i had the guts to bring the topic up. i'm sure i'm not the only one.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronalds Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Same thing happens to me. Like clock work every morning around 10:00am. Its time to drop the cosby kids off at the pool. Luckily we have a private bathroom so i dont have to worry about that. The wierd thing is it seems like the only place were i can have a complete clensing of the colon is at work. Any where else and im pushin out peebles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchbread Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Originally posted by ronalds:Same thing happens to me. Like clock work every morning around 10:00am. Its time to drop the cosby kids off at the pool. Luckily we have a private bathroom so i dont have to worry about that. The wierd thing is it seems like the only place were i can have a complete clensing of the colon is at work. Any where else and im pushin out peebles....it never misses...scatological references always have something comical about them......me i like to be at home...with no stress...and a book to read...i'll stay there hours...i have been like that since i was a kid too...as far as i can remember...reading in the toilet...lol...------------------ AIM: thefrenchbreadYIM: thefrenchbread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 OMFG, this is hysterical! It happens to me too. I hate that, when you're just waiting for that other person in the bathroom to leave... and then someone else walks in. Could I have some privacy here, please?!------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hera Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 so true!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Your just going to have train yourself to go when your home. Try going after a meal just sit there till you go and at work try not going and hold it till you get home. Or you could go just before you go to work or Bed. ------------------"Smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purr4you Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 Your just going to have train yourself to go when your home. Try going after a meal just sit there till you go and at work try not going and hold it till you get home. Or you could go just before you go to work or Bed. {/QUOTE]yeah right......when you have to shit, you have to shit------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 LMAO!!! Holy crap this is funny...I do the same damn thing...I have poop-phobia...I cannot do it while other people are around...i will wait in that stall for hours till i have the place to myself!!!!oh and whoever said "drop the cosby kids off at the pool"...thanks for the early morning laugh!!------------------The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emiliep Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Originally posted by purr4you:yeah right......when you have to shit, you have to shitLMAO! c'mon sounds easy enough ....shit training! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyv Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 SHIT-101 Lessons start Monday June 4th Sign up here: Head Instr.TonyV------------------"Smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 yeah, it's not nice pooing at work but it is nice to think you're getting paid to poo.Matt------------------ Stones Roses - Paint PromoAIM: mattarrundale1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purr4you Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 ignore...testing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Originally posted by matta:yeah, it's not nice pooing at work but it is nice to think you're getting paid to poo.MattLMFAO! Pooping on the company dollar!------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squeezemay Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 speaking of pooping at work, there is this lady who works at another company on the same floor as me. we have to share the bathrooms. she takes a shit everyday at the same time, and makes loud orgasmic noises as it is coming out. sometimes she sings and hums to herself too. its disgusting! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jzclbgrl Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 When I was at school, I lived in the dorms: 4 stalls all in a row for 33 people, so basically, any time I needed to take a shit, someone else was in there too. You get used to it. Shitting is a natural occurrance, and we all do it, but its funny how its still treated as some forbidden thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Originally posted by squeezemay:speaking of pooping at work, there is this lady who works at another company on the same floor as me. we have to share the bathrooms. she takes a shit everyday at the same time, and makes loud orgasmic noises as it is coming out. sometimes she sings and hums to herself too. its disgusting! might be disgusting but it is also fucking funny as.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa_boy Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 HOw about needing to do a #2 when ur pill is coming on in a club......good if early in the nite....bad if late ------------------"Don't worry, be Happy"....................... boa_boy@yahoo.com YIM boa_boy AIM boaboyOZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purr4you Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 HOw about needing to do a #2 when ur pill is coming on in a club......good if early in the nite....bad if late AH!! that is SO funny...a friend of mine ALWAYS has to shit when the pill kicks in and because she's constantly telling me this, I start to feel like I have to, but nothing comes out!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momadance Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Originally posted by boa_boy:HOw about needing to do a #2 when ur pill is coming on in a club......good if early in the nite....bad if late Dam those tile patterns!!------------------"looking for the secret, searching for the sound" --Phil Lesh, Grateful Dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purr4you Posted June 2 Author Report Share Posted June 2 AGAIN!!! ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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