vikkii123 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 WINDOWS 98 BROOKLYN EditionDear Consumas:It has come ta our attention dat a coupola copies of the WINDOWS 98/BROOKLYN EDITION may have accidentally bin shipped outsida Broooklyn. If ya got one a dese, you may need some help understandin’ da commands.Da Brooklyn edition may be recognized by da unique openin’ screen. It reads: “WINDAS 98,” wit a background picture of Grand Army Plaza.When you start da program, instead of da usual “harpy, stringy” music, you hear da teme from da Godfadda. It is also shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.Please also note:Recycle Bin is labeled “Staten Island.”My Computer is called “My Friggin’ Computa.”The Inbox is referred to as “Da Trunk.”Deleted Items are referred to as “Wacked,”“Erased,” or “Rubbed Out.”Dial up Networking is called “Da Bar.”Control Panel is known as the “Da Bosses.”Performin’ an “illegal operation” is known as“enhancin’ the family business” andwill actually maximize da programinstead of shuttin’ it down.Hard Drive is referred to as “Da BQE Rush Hour.”Instead of an error message a “You ain’t gonnafriggin’ believe dis!” pops up.CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA BROOKLYN EDITION:OK...................Sure tingCancel...........FugetaboutitReset.............Start OvaYes.................YeahNo...................NahFind................Put a contract out onBrowse..........Get a lookseeBack...............U toinHelp................(Help ain’t available - yousdon’t need nostinkin’ help)Stop.................Knock it offStart.................Move it!Settings..........Here’s d’ RulesAlso note dat any voice recognition software run on da BROOKLYNEDITION platform don’t recognize da letter “R.”Some programs and udder accessories dat are exclusive to WINDAS 98:Typa................A word processin’ programPrinta...............PrinterCalculata..........CalculatorSolitare.............Seven Card StudWe regret any inconvenience it may have caused if youreceived a copy of da BROOKLYN EDITION. You may returnit to Microsoft for a replacement versionYeah so, Yous got a problem wit dat? ------------------I'm not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine--Fritz Perls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squeezemay Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Very funny!! ------------------ "It's too fuckin hot, but not too hot to fuck!" - Dave Matthews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chelle31 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 very cute... i know wayyyyyyy too many people that actually sound like that! hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 cute------------------~~all those who dance may enter my life~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trancerxn112 Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 I bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest... the bear turn to the rabbit and says, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit answers, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit... (got me out of a speeding ticket long story)------------------ Now you see evil will always triumph ... because evil is good and good is dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchbread Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 lololololol...lmao here with my co-worker from brooklyn...------------------ AIM: thefrenchbreadYIM: thefrenchbread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gqsmuv Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 that ish was funny...hehehehhe------------------i used to be conceited, but now i'm perfect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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