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Virtual LUST! (the ultimate cyber sex machine) WTF!


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Yea..I've uncovered yet another fascinating product to enhance cyber sex and cyber porn! (LOL*)

I think I'm gonna go on the road and become a cyber sex sales man guru..host my own telemarketting show on Public access with machines straped to myself..

"Hi and welcome to Mug'z wondferfull world of computer sex!"


*aplauses from the audience..

"sound too good to be true?

WELL don't touch that dial..check out what other's are doing with these fine products.."

*adjusts machine tighter on nuts and hits enter on his computer keyboard..Mugz eyes roll back as electricity fries his brain and zaps his nuts..

"aarrrrrarrrraggghhhh...agggrrrhhh oooohhhhh!"


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