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This is actually a real story.. obviously Willy Pasini and scientific integrity in the same sentence is an oxymoron.

House music causes impotence - Italian psychologists

House music causes temporary impotence, Italian researchers claim.

Research conducted by psychologists at the Help Me association in Rome found 66% of Italian youngsters suffer sexual problems after listening to the music.

The survey was conducted on 500 Italian clubbers aged 16 to 24.

Psychologist Willy Pasini told the News 2000 website: "The strong rhythmic component, and the almost total lack of melody do not inspire sexual thoughts in one's mind."

The researchers claim house music cause "mental impotence" because it doesn't leave room in the brain for sexual desire.

"Music heard in the clubs causes an alternate state of consciousness, which distracts the brain from taking care of its vital functions", researcher Chiara Simonelli said.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_372366.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife

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um, yeah...riiiiiight!

and dancing in clubs is not *at all* sexual in nature...nooo, its because girls come there in almost nothing and guys parade around barechested that there is NO SEX happening anywhere whatsoever. and those couples we all have seen going at it on the couches (at exit anyway) are figments of imagination. yup, thats what it is =)

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Originally posted by wackydream

um, yeah...riiiiiight!

and dancing in clubs is not *at all* sexual in nature...nooo, its because girls come there in almost nothing and guys parade around barechested that there is NO SEX happening anywhere whatsoever. and those couples we all have seen going at it on the couches (at exit anyway) are figments of imagination. yup, thats what it is =)

of course!

duh :tongue:

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