gonzojournilist Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Jenniferuk: hi there cheesedog: helloJenniferuk: asl? cheesedog: 24/male/MDJenniferuk: whats md? cheesedog: Marylandcheesedog: USAJenniferuk: oh okJenniferuk: so you wanna chat with me? cheesedog: sure. whats on your mind?Jenniferuk: your cock cheesedog: Allright!! Now your talking!!!cheesedog: Do you like the way it feels inside you?cheesedog: Wanna taste my cum?cheesedog: ooooo that feels good...Jenniferuk: slow down cheesedog: Why?Jenniferuk: I dont even know what you look like cheesedog: well, I'm 6'3" about 220 pounds of solid muscle. I have long dark flowing hair.Jenniferuk: vn cheesedog: vn?Jenniferuk: very nice cheesedog: oh yes I am. Oh shit, I looked at my body again. I'm starting to get horny.Jenniferuk: o0o0o0o0o show me how horny you are cheesedog: I wanna grip your sides and take you from behindcheesedog: then i want to slowly eeeeeeeze my manhood inside youJenniferuk: oh yesssss cheesedog: I start pumping slowly then faster. Slow then fast...uh ohcheesedog: I'm CummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmminggggggggJenniferuk: what?Jenniferuk: already?Jenniferuk: are you there? cheesedog: oh that was great babeJenniferuk: dont tell me your finished this soon cheesedog: hold on a secondcheesedog: i'm readycheesedog: I slowly move my mouth towards your goo boxcheesedog: I gently place my finger inside of you.Jenniferuk: o0o i like that cheesedog: I slowly move it back and forth until I feel you get really wet.cheesedog: I move it to my mouth so I can taste you... hold itcheesedog: cummmmmmmmmmmmminnnnngggggggJenniferuk: Christ!!!! Again????Jenniferuk: are you serious?Jenniferuk: is this some kind of joke cheesedog: awwww that was great babeJenniferuk: I think i'm going to leave now cheesedog: WAIT! I'm not finished!Jenniferuk: yes i think you are cheesedog: please Jennifer, let me make you feel goodcheesedog: please?Jenniferuk: ok go on cheesedog: I start to tickle your ass with my toungecheesedog: I can feel your loins moisten as I...cheesedog: cummmmmmmmiiinnnnnnnnngggggggggJenniferuk: Fuck you cheesedog: yes say it againJenniferuk: Fuck you asshole cheesedog: cummmmmmmmmminnngggggggJenniferuk: i hate stupid blokes like you who dont know who to please a womanJenniferuk: you arent cummin your just being a dickhead cheesedog: no hun. I really am. My keyboard is all sticky right now.Jenniferuk: your full of shit cheesedog: please hun. Just one more time. I'll let you type this time.Jenniferuk: do you think you can restrain yourself? cheesedog: Yes. Please continue. I really want you.Jenniferuk: ok. I slowly move my hands down the front of your pants.Jenniferuk: I feel your cock start to stiffen as my fingers touch the head. cheesedog: CummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiinnnnggggggggggJenniferuk: FUCK OFF ASSHOLE! cheesedog: I'm so sorry. This is the first time this has ever happened to me.cheesedog: please answer me.cheesedog: I want to marry you.cheesedog: r u there?Jenniferuk: <<User Has Logged Out>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 :laugh: Oh that is some really funny shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 lol, these are fucking hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I really am going to have to start doing this kind of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 hahaha, reminds me of my early high school days on IRC. I had so much time to waste and really enjoyed messing with people for some reason. I'm unsure, are these actually real conversations? Or typed up by someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urallge Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 the last one i posted was viewed 407 times!I emailed the link out to people I guess it was forwarded a couple of timeshttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53587 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCclub15 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by gonzojournilist the last one i posted was viewed 407 times!I emailed the link out to people I guess it was forwarded a couple of timeshttp://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=53587 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: GONZO, that was awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petp Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 ok this one was hilarious!!!!where do u find these people?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeluv Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by NYCclub15 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: GONZO, that was awesome! I can not believe that you sent me that at work! I was laughing so hard that my coworkers think there is something wrong with me!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 :laugh: :laugh:(that's the highest MUGWUMP rating!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYCclub15 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by angeluv I can not believe that you sent me that at work! I was laughing so hard that my coworkers think there is something wrong with me!!!! :laugh: :monkey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by angeluv I can not believe that you sent me that at work! I was laughing so hard that my coworkers think there is something wrong with me!!!! :laugh: i know exactly what u mean, i always start laughin out loud at work at these posts. somtimes i feel like such an idiot when other people look at me, and are like, wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angeluv Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by xtcgspot i know exactly what u mean, i always start laughin out loud at work at these posts. somtimes i feel like such an idiot when other people look at me, and are like, wtf? That's exactly what happened to me today. I was reading this and my floor was quiet and all of a sudden you hear me laugh hysterically and say "Oh Sh*t"!!! Then of course everyone wants to know why I am laughing so hard,,,,,,,,,how do I explain this???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdecisive Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Thats some funny ass shit!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katiew Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 haha thats fuckin funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msoprano Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 classicim cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randall16 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 thats really funny shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 omg thats some funny shit again....keep them cummin...hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.