DJGaryMatthews Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that, in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in in the morning, hugely hungover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. The executive approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied: "Could you jack-off? I have a terrible headache." :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 ROTFLMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 lol, thats awesome...im gonna have to steal that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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