djmikedr Posted August 29 Report Share Posted August 29 >#1 >Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? >A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but you can't beat a >blowjob > >#2 >Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? >A. So men can be open minded. > >#3 >Q: What's the speed limit of sex? >A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. > >#4 >Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. > >#5 >Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and a cock? >A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! > >#6 >Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... >A. "Is it in?" > >#7 >Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm >count? >A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows. > >#8 >Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the PillsburyDough Boy? >A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. > >#9 >Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? >A. One of his fingers is clean. > >#10 >Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? >A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her formonths. > >#11 >Q. Whats the difference between parsley and pussy? >A. Nobody eats parsley. > >#12 >Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? >A. Kermits Finger > >#13 >Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > >#14 >Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have incommon >A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubberbreaks,you're screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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