rachel1997 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 READY REPEAT AFTER ME! "I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing list if I DON'T forward an e-mail. I will NOT hear any music, see a taco dog, or see a cool pop-up screen if DO forward an e-mail. Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me and Ford will not give me a 50% discount even if I have forwarded my e-mail to more than 50 people. I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people who don't know who I am anyway. My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people. There is no kid with cancer through the Make a Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 7 yrs old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANYMORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS or GET WELL CARDS! The government does not have a bill in congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that if passed will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every sent e-mail. The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual dying of some never heard of before disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations, they don't donate! And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things onto my friends for fear they will think I am not their friend ... or by telling me I have no conscious or don't believe in JESUS!! If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it along ... but even if it does come by e-mail, HE will send me one at which point I'm SURE I will know it will be from HIM. AND if He does, I'm sure He will care enough to delete all those annoying forwards inside it!" Now, repeat this 4 times to yourself until you've memorized it and then send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next 3 months and all of your hair will fall out!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 LMAO!!! HOW TRUE... Im sick and tired of these fuckin e-chainletters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 i'm already constipated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Those are the most annoying things in the world....I HATE EM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted September 4 Report Share Posted September 4 Originally posted by barvybe i'm already constipated. um.....yeah:confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted September 5 Report Share Posted September 5 Originally posted by barvybe i'm already constipated. you should cut down on those special brownies then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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