LavenderMenace Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 17. Smoke ballpoint pens. 16. Smile -- All the time. 15. Always flush the toilet three times. 14. Listen to radio static. 13. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up. 12. Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself. 11. Whenever you go to sleep, starts jumping on your bed . . . do so for a while, then jump really high and act like you hit your head on the ceiling. Crumple onto your bed and fake like you were knocked out . . . use this method to fall asleep...every night for a month. 10. Ask your roommate if he/she has ever looked into the eye's of his/her victim. 9. Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up. 8. Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them. Comment about the beautiful foliage. 7. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are. 6. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened. 5. Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door 4. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone. 3. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up. With an air of disdain, announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks. 2. Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die. 1. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 bring someone by unannounced!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted September 7 Author Report Share Posted September 7 :laugh: Hahahahaha. Man what a biiiiaaaatch!!!!She totally acted like nothing happened. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 she is having a bad year....i have never in my life, cleaned up, changes clothes, and left some place so damn quick!!THE LIVING ROOM WORKS!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted September 7 Report Share Posted September 7 just do what I do with unpleasent roomates..Post a nasty thread in here about them and e-mail the link to them.LOL*(on second thoughts that might not be such a good idea) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by lavendermenace 1. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, "They're more than meets the eye." for my current roomies (of 3 months)this would have no affect.if n e thing, they'd play along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Or dress in a nice dinner suit/dress.Wait for your roomate to come homeas soon as you hear them rattle the keys in the door.douse yourself in kerosene and set yourself on firethen sit in a chair facing the door and salute them with a champane glass when they enter.And when they scream in horrortoast them to good health like nothings the matter.ps. keep a fire extingusher handyand remeber to stop, dropdead, and roll in your graveEnjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 sickness!original, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 You could do what I did.....Talk to yourself about yourself in the third person.Worked for me, only I had to do much more to get rid of the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Originally posted by gothzane Or dress in a nice dinner suit/dress.Wait for your roomate to come homeas soon as you hear them rattle the keys in the door.douse yourself in kerosene and set yourself on firethen sit in a chair facing the door and salute them with a champane glass when they enter.And when they scream in horrortoast them to good health like nothings the matter.ps. keep a fire extingusher handyand remeber to stop, dropdead, and roll in your graveEnjoy! houston...we have a problem:horns: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Act like the girl in Single white female (I think that's the name of the movie)!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 #1 TRANSFORMERS YES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillizzy Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 growing sea monkeys lolim growing daisies on my windowsill hah...shes not here tho this weekend woohoooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 Those are some very interesting ways to annoy your roommate. Now the question is have you ever tried any of them??? And do they work??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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