djmikedr Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Memories of Bill:>> After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up> with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN> THE BUSHES.> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has> proven that you CAN get sex from Aides.>> Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was> anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar.">> The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's> dress: "Presidue.">> Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral> Roberts, Ball State and Bringham Young.>> Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation - they> added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not put thy rod in thy staff.">> Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward,> and not one is his sister!>> Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned,>> "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent> death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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