JonStephen Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 A newly married couple decide that they want to join a religious cult.They go to talk to the high priest and he explains that one of the things they have to do for initiation is not have sex with each other for a month.So a month passes and the couple go back to the high priest and the high priest asks, "Did you make it the entire month without sex?"The guy says, "NO."The priest than asks, "What happened?"The guy replies, "Well, we were going good up until two days ago. Then my wife bent over and I just lost it. We just had to go at it."The high priest explains, "Well, I'm sorry, you're not allowed in the cult."The guy replies, "Yeah, we're not allowed back in Boston Market either!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslze Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 that is hilarious!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sextacy911 Posted October 30 Report Share Posted October 30 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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