ch0sen0ne Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:1. I do physical labor2. I work at great depths3. I plunge head first into everything I do4. I do not get weekends off nor public holidays5. I work in a damp environment6. I don't get paid overtime7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation8. I work in high temperatures9. My work exposes me to contagious diseasesDear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:1. You do not work 8 hours straight.2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.4. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit otherareas where you're neither needed nor wanted.5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such aswearing the correct protective clothing.8. You'll retire well before reaching 65.9. You're unable to work double shifts.10. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you havecompleted the day's work. And if all that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.Sincerely,The ChosenOne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 Originally posted by bigpoppanils :laugh: Yeah, I am lmao off at this one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 hahahaha.... very clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Lmao!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 lol, did you make that up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 LMAO! Hell yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch0sen0ne Posted October 2 Author Report Share Posted October 2 Originally posted by trancend lol, did you make that up? IT'S ALL ME.....YOU CAN SAY THAT I WAS INSPIRED BY MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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