shugabooga Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 32 WACKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL STACYCHASE!!! okay everybody here's the challenge: for stacychase's birthday you have to post a poem, joke, spanking or picture of a hot guy or anything funny that you can come up with!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 You know I'm always up to give a spanking - especially to her!!Here's a poem - enjoy!Snow White was on the roam,And desperate for a fuck, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally after one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that", "Not there, that is my arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a fucking queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho". As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't smiling. Cos he hadn't had a sniff, And due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff. "Relax, you GRUMPY bastard", So he did as he was told, And as soon as he was hard enough, He shot his fuckin load. The next dwarf got a blow-job, And she took him deep quite easy, But she just avoided brain-damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With three dwarves left, she turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!" But not sooner had he entered her, And he was sleeping on the job. "Wake up you SLEEPY bastard" She wanted more from him. And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim. The next dwarf rammed his up her, And shagged her fanny raw, A dazed Snow White them whimpered. "That should be against the law." He made poor Snow White tremble, He was so big and thick. "No wonder you're so HAPPY, With that fucking great big prick" With one dwarf still remaining, But feeling rather sore, She said "You'll have to use your tongue, My twat can't take no more!" And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had placed their cocks, And 'cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last dwarf DOC. Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that spadge inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted, And filled it to the brim. So there's the truth about the dwarves, And how they got their names, By satisfying Miss Snow White, And joining in her games. There's one more thing you need to know, And that's - What happened to that cup, Well think of what you're drinking, When you next buy 7-Up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted October 3 Author Report Share Posted October 3 thanks spragga, that was great! here's my contribution for now (see attachment for pic of steph's dream guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 i bought one of his shirts... he is a hotttttiiiiieeeee...... hellloooo is anyone else gonna give me some nassstttyyy posts??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 I don't have a poem or a joke but I'd love to spank her...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Happy Birthday....Birthdays mean fun......... :D Hope you enjoy it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 happy birthday girl! have fun, get spanked... look at all the people here itchin to get ur ass into their hands!! jk but seriously.. have a good one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Originally posted by linabina happy birthday girl! have fun, get spanked... look at all the people here itchin to get ur ass into their hands!! jk but seriously.. have a good one.... i want more than her ass hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Happy birthday... it took me a while but I finall found it!But I think I'd also like to get a chance to smack dat ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacychase Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by tastyt Happy birthday... it took me a while but I finall found it!But I think I'd also like to get a chance to smack dat ass... Thanks for the b-day gift Tasty. Damn he is fine and i would love to spank that ass. however his pee pee looks smaller than one would have thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by stacychase Thanks for the b-day gift Tasty. Damn he is fine and i would love to spank that ass. however his pee pee looks smaller than one would have thought... Yes it does, but then again you can never tell how big it will be just by seeing it when it's soft.Now if I had a picture of it hard... that I would keep all to myself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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