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mrdick

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What a weekend. I have had almost no sexual experience myself (4 girls - 2 of them one night stands - only intercourse 3 times). The main reason was that until ayear or so ago I was a raging ADD hyper-active case that was just to nuts for most women to handle. Despite that I had as friends many sexually adventurous people and I always thought I would be one too - I seemed to have no jealousy and no inhibitions. But you never know until you try.

Well a while ago I finally discovered why I was so hyper and got treated and I became a new person. Suddenly I was getting looks and such from girls but I wasn't out that much and didn't know anybody and never seemed to pull off the cold pick-up at a bar or club. And I am so busy working trying to create a career after 27 years of being a lazy freak that I have like 0 friends in town. Meanwhile, I am a complete horn dog and porn fan - and having no sex ever didn't help with the sex obsession (last lay was a bad one night stand a year ago).

So I go out this weekend, alone as usual, and run into the former manager of my local porn shop (I was a BIG customer). He is 34 and has his girlfriend with him. We start talking in general and somehow it comes out that they are BIG swingers with an open relationship. He was joking that just 3 days ago she went to their swing club alone because he was too tired and the thought of her fucking tons of strangers alone turned him on not off. But I thought nothing of it although she was quite attractive. We ran into other acquaintances of theirs (non-swing ones) and went to a club. At 3 am I say I'm bored and that I still have more e, booze, Ice and coke and ask if they want to walk the three blocks to my place. I don't have many expectations but then she says "so, you want company?" and I say "yeah" and she responds "How much mpany?". I try to be cool and say "whatever happens , happens".

When we get back to my apartent I start pull down the sofabed in front of the TV and serve them drinks. I light candles and put on a great lesbian porn and some sasha and Diggers. We do some lines, another e and just start chilling. One thing leads to another and she is naked blowing me. Funny thing is that while I am fine (usually on e) the booze and coke had both of us with coke dick. Things felt good but we couldn't get too hard or cum - but what was so cool is how that didn't bother her at all. She was expereinced enough to have seen it a million times and she wasn't weirded at all. Eventually he got hard enough to fuck her but most of the time we were just touching and baking out on e and of course devouring her. I was worried that my lack of practical experience would make me seem clumsy or inadequate for a guy my age. Now, I have rarely fucked and the coke delayed that obstacle to another day. But I am pretty new at everything else too.

I own the Seymoure Butts series Squirters which graphically demonstrates how to find the g-spot and make women squirt. It might have been the E but soon, with no shyness, I have my face firmly planted between her legs. I have 1, then 2, then 3 fingers in her and I find the G-Spot immediately and feel it harden. I slowly and in different rhythms stroke it and apply upwards pressure. Soon I have two fingers of my other hand in her ass (something else I've never done before). My tongue is teasing her labia and then I am nibbling and finally alternating between dancing touches and slow, methodical licking on her clit. I have to put my chest on her stomach to pin her down as she tries to squirm free. She is coming consistently in sharp, hard orgams that just seem to break over her endlessly. I had never seen a woman cum like that live before. Her pussy is getting so wet that that my hands are making that sloshing sound and my face is covered in her juices. And they just taste so fucking great. I am oblivious to her fake pleas to stop and relentless in pursuit of my goal. Finally, after about 35-40 minutes of doing this her body convulses like she was being electrocuted and she screams out. I start thrusting my 3 fingers in her even faster and do the same with those in her ass. I sucked her super-hard clit into my mouth and ran my tongue all over it. She starts screaming and my face and mouth is flooded with streams of juice. I keep licking and sucking until she finally stops moving. It was the most erotic experience of my life. Obviously I loved it if I remember every detail. She seemed to be impressed too. Maybe I got lucky - who knows - but man did I feel like a million bucks.

The rest of the night was filled with many great scenes of him pounding her while she blew me and her jerking us both off andher fngering herself in front of us. It was all very cool.

Maybe it was just the drugs that prevented any awkwardness and I'll find out the next time they call as I will go sober (some weed) for "optimal performance". But one thing is for sure - I loved being a freak. They want me to call and go out again soon - hopefully with "friends"they said. Adventure is calling and I am sure as hell gonna answer the fucking door.

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How can you say risky? It might become risky and I'm not saying that if there had been no coke and I could have gotten it up long enough to fuck I would have abstained. But all we did was suck and lick each other. I mean c'mon, some little risks in life you have to take. I mean the day I get blown in a condom, or even more laughable, actually use a dental damn, is the day they bury me. I mean the risk of aids from that is about the same as getting hit by a bus - so now I am twice as likley to get hit by a bus. boo hoo. I'll cut out bacon wear a bit more sunscreen and even out the overall death odds.

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tho that scene is not for everybody, it sounds like the perfect avenue for you, mr dick (since you say you "loved being a freak.") i wish you the best of luck and many, many happy adventures! since u r not afraid to post here, keep us updated with more tales!

BTW, in my experience (which seems opposite of yours in terms of quantity and quality) i only did that to one girl once. we were in 69 and, if i remember right, i think it was the rubbing of the gspot (as you described), the clitoral stimulation with my tongue, and the deliberate anal finger screwing at just the right moments, that drove her to an unbelieveably long orgasm. i had been with the same girl 100s of times before, doing pretty much the same things (well, actually, the anal thing had been gradually introduced into our lovemaking and i had never done it so forcefully before, so maybe that really is the key).

after that time we tried anal sex for the first time, and after that she really thought she had gone too far with me -- she was cheating on her latest BF. so, i never had the opportunity to do it again with her :(

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I am very jealous Sirdante in that you have had lots of great sex and I have had measly amounts of bad sex (the last adventure not included). But I ain't over the hill yet so hopefully I can make up for lost time.

But I am learning that I really do have no inhibitions so things could get interesting. And yeah, isn't a woman squirming and squirting all over your face just the best!!

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Originally posted by mrdick

I am very jealous Sirdante in that you have had lots of great sex and I have had measly amounts of bad sex (the last adventure not included). But I ain't over the hill yet so hopefully I can make up for lost time.

But I am learning that I really do have no inhibitions so things could get interesting. And yeah, isn't a woman squirming and squirting all over your face just the best!!

yeah, i am just lucky i guess. there was one year where i did not get *any* and that sucked-- especially since i was used to getting so much. but remember, its true with sex that "when it rains is pours!"

sounds like you just entered monsoon season boy-o. happy hunting! :cool:

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2 chicks might have been better but in someways the other guy there was cool in that it made everything more relaxed than in 1v1 sex. When you wanted to chill you could withdraw, light a smoke, do a line off her ass (that was fun hehe) - whatever and let him take care of business. Anyways, life is about variety so it was definitely a new adventure.

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