dgmodel Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Dear ________,> > > > >> > > > >I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated> > > > >from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are> > > > >probably aware, the competition was exceedingly> > > > >tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as> > > > >yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will,> > > > >however, keep your name on file should an opening> > > > >become available. So that you may find better> > > > >success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow> > > > >me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified> > > > >from the competition.> > > > >> > > > >Check those that apply...> > > > >> > > > > ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't> > > > >imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my> > > > >children to it.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not> > > > >something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit> > > > >of passion.> > > > >> > > > > ___The fact that our dining experiences to date has> > > > >left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a> > > > >little tighter!> > > > >> > > > > ___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms> > > > >by the truckload" indicates that you may be> > > > >interested in me for something other than my> > > > >personality.> > > > >> > > > > ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked> > > > >you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me> > > > >more than one about myself.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO> > > > >much time on your hands!> > > > >> > > > > ___Your legs are skinnier than mine.> > > > >> > > > > ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would> > > > >inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.> > > > >> > > > > ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck> > > > >condition from trying to kiss you.> > > > >> > > > > ___I find your inability to fix my car> > > > >extraordinarily unappealing.> > > > >> > > > > ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned> > > > >reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is> > > > >unbreakable.> > > > >> > > > > ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too> > > > >often in conversation.> > > > >> > > > > ___You still live with your parents.> > > > >> > > > > ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your> > > > >wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend> > > > >lead me to suspect that you are some sort of> > > > >psychotic stalker.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait> > > > >that I am seeking in a long-term partner.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight.> > > > >If you should however, happen to gain the necessary> > > > >17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.> > > > >> > > > > ___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your> > > > >overnight bag were really necessary for a> > > > >successful business trip.> > > > >> > > > > ___I am out of your league, set your sights lower> > > > >next time.> > > > >> > > > >Sincerely,> > > > > ______________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurensomers Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by dgmodel Dear ________,> > > > >> > > > >I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated> > > > >from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are> > > > >probably aware, the competition was exceedingly> > > > >tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as> > > > >yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will,> > > > >however, keep your name on file should an opening> > > > >become available. So that you may find better> > > > >success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow> > > > >me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified> > > > >from the competition.> > > > >> > > > >Check those that apply...> > > > >> > > > > ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't> > > > >imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my> > > > >children to it.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not> > > > >something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit> > > > >of passion.> > > > >> > > > > ___The fact that our dining experiences to date has> > > > >left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a> > > > >little tighter!> > > > >> > > > > ___Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms> > > > >by the truckload" indicates that you may be> > > > >interested in me for something other than my> > > > >personality.> > > > >> > > > > ___You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked> > > > >you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me> > > > >more than one about myself.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your constant e-mailing shows me you have TOO> > > > >much time on your hands!> > > > >> > > > > ___Your legs are skinnier than mine.> > > > >> > > > > ___You're too short. Any son that we produced would> > > > >inevitably be beaten up repeatedly at recess.> > > > >> > > > > ___You're too tall. I'm developing a chronic neck> > > > >condition from trying to kiss you.> > > > >> > > > > ___I find your inability to fix my car> > > > >extraordinarily unappealing.> > > > >> > > > > ___The fact that your apartment has been condemned> > > > >reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is> > > > >unbreakable.> > > > >> > > > > ___The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too> > > > >often in conversation.> > > > >> > > > > ___You still live with your parents.> > > > >> > > > > ___Although I do enjoy the X-Files, I find your> > > > >wardrobe of Star Trek uniforms a little disconcerting.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your frequent references to your ex-girlfriend> > > > >lead me to suspect that you are some sort of> > > > >psychotic stalker.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your ability to belch the alphabet is not a trait> > > > >that I am seeking in a long-term partner.> > > > >> > > > > ___Your height is out of proportion to your weight.> > > > >If you should however, happen to gain the necessary> > > > >17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application.> > > > >> > > > > ___Somehow I doubt those condoms I found in your> > > > >overnight bag were really necessary for a> > > > >successful business trip.> > > > >> > > > > ___I am out of your league, set your sights lower> > > > >next time.> > > > >> > > > >Sincerely,> > > > > ______________________ HAHAHA:laugh: :laugh: I CHECK THE LAST ONE - Signed Miss SOMERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 That letter cracks me up everytime I see it......Could you imagine really getting that!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 10 Author Report Share Posted October 10 Imagine???how do you think i came across it.. sheesh. i was crushed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by dgmodel Imagine???how do you think i came across it.. sheesh. i was crushed... LMAO...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Originally posted by dgmodel Imagine???how do you think i came across it.. sheesh. i was crushed... *hehe* cute.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jaxl Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 :laugh: ROTFLMAO I know a couple of people that should most def get this letter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 HAHAHAHA! The funny thing is, I know a few people that even after receiving that letter, they still wouldnt get the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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