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have you ever gotten your dick caught in your zipper?


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I did about an hour ago and it hurts like a mother fucker!!!!!!!!

Its not as bad as the movie something about mary but it still hurts!

I am a retard

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I totally forgot... he says with pride. I was grinding this girl, and it was early on and he pawing and panting was heavy, but the deed wasn't going to happen, Anyway, I was in boxers, and her pants were unzipped and one false move... SWOOSH!!!! I was out of commision for a week and a half.. went from filet mignon to ground beef in 3.4 secs.

I adopt a no sharp objects rule in bed from now on!:mad:

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