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Why are radical muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide


rocketfuel76

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Off topic but I thought it was funny:

Let's look at their lifestyle:

No premarital sex.

No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never.

No booze. None.

No TV. No cable TV.

No Playboy channel.

No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak ?!?"

No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's. Women have

to cover up everything!

Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels.

Sand. God dam sand everywhere!

More sand.

Ever fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats.

Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.

Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass

with your left hand.

Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait,

is that music? Shit! I can't tell.

Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better

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