barvybe Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 OK, guinevere posted something that made me think (ouch, my head hurts. the big one too)r guys really that retarded? i mean, to not be able to FIND the clit. or be so shy you wouldn't even AsK "what turn do i need to make to catch the G?"so:GIRLS: are most guys really as bad as she says?GUYS: forget about now, when everyone on this board is an experienced, exceptional lover. in the past, do you think that you you were really bad / retarded - and not just u'r first couple times u know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 First few times - double F minusafter - B + in some areas, A in othersI'm still learning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by spragga25 First few times - double F minusafter - B + in some areas, A in othersI'm still learning of course. me too bro just saying that it didn't take too long to figure out the basic landscape down there. it sounds like G's either hooking up with total IDIOTS or guys who've only had sex 2 or 3 times! (no offense hon, just confused). i guess what i'm asking is, are there really that many guys who just don't give a shit about making the ladies feel good? WTF! Lets get rid of all of them. Then u, me and the rest of the board boys will have much better odds out there and the ladies can do some grinning! u and me ---> ladies -----> how bout the girls mark the sub C guys with a big L on the forhead (LIMP) and make it easier for all of us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 I think G needs to step up to the plate and try on some of the CP sex boards freaks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guinevere Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 I might just take you gentlemen up on that offer, see if you're just words or you really know what's what.Now then. I hope to god I've never fucked a total idiot. My guys all tend to be pretty much like you, twenty something clubbers with lengthy pasts. I've never fucked a virgin. Maybe they do know all about sex but just choose not to display their knowledge. Who knows. I kinda think Mr. Dick might be in to something, though. Perhaps I've just been fucking machines?? Who knows. At least I have porn and my dreams to keep me happy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by guinevere I might just take you gentlemen up on that offer, see if you're just words or you really know what's what.Now then. I hope to god I've never fucked a total idiot. My guys all tend to be pretty much like you, twenty something clubbers with lengthy pasts. I've never fucked a virgin. Maybe they do know all about sex but just choose not to display their knowledge. Who knows. I kinda think Mr. Dick might be in to something, though. Perhaps I've just been fucking machines?? Who knows. At least I have porn and my dreams to keep me happy..... PORN?? I like this girl!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted October 11 Author Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by guinevere I might just take you gentlemen up on that offer, see if you're just words or you really know what's what.Now then. I hope to god I've never fucked a total idiot. My guys all tend to be pretty much like you, twenty something clubbers with lengthy pasts. I've never fucked a virgin. Maybe they do know all about sex but just choose not to display their knowledge. Who knows. I kinda think Mr. Dick might be in to something, though. Perhaps I've just been fucking machines?? Who knows. At least I have porn and my dreams to keep me happy..... I just turned 30 - today!!! (yes happy b-day to me).I think u just need a nice older man with a mixed past -- well educated- travels- loves to cook- worships women- writes a lot- and loves getting sidewayz....So, i'll keep my eye out and let u know if i find anyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by barvybe I just turned 30 - today!!! (yes happy b-day to me).I think u just need a nice older man with a mixed past -- well educated- travels- loves to cook- worships women- writes a lot- and loves getting sidewayz....So, i'll keep my eye out and let u know if i find anyone! WOW - you got me beat! She's all yours...go ahead playa!!I can sit on my ass and watch TV - if you like that G, pick me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Originally posted by spragga25 PORN?? I like this girl!! porn is great :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted October 12 Author Report Share Posted October 12 well then, we like u too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b-side Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Well Since I didn't go to college and I don't have a BS in Psychology, and a double minor... and Since I have not been experimenting with sex since the ripe old age of NINE years old... when I got turned out by a 13 year old girl.... and Since I don't have a 8 year old son, and an X in Texas....I know absolutely nothing about Sex, Procreation, the Clit ,or the G-Spot!!!!! I admit I am totally useless with my larger than "a toilet paper roll" dick !!! HAPPY FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But Seriously, most men are afraid to admit what they don't know, so most don't learn anything from their partner.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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