spacewink Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Nursery school teacher says to herclass, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"First alittle girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy,but the sky can be gray, or orange..."Second little boy..."Trees aredefinitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees arebrown."Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:"Does a fart have lumps?" The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!""OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants...":laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 I just lost it, that was too funny....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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