cubano43 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 This is too funny> a very good one>>> >On a Transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The> turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is> struck> by lightning.> >> >One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front> of> the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if> I'm> going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had> plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really> feel> like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can> make> me feel like a WOMAN??"> >> >For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,> and> they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of theplane.> >> >Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feellike> a> woman," he says.> >> >He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.>He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:> >> >"Iron this." > > :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicinfusion Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 what a lame joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by sonicinfusion what a lame joke ur so negative. posting about "people u hate on clubplanet" and stuff. what crawled up ur ass this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 btw, i thought it was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdancer Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 haha... womanizers get bad reps on this board... funny as hell though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 lol... im a woman and i thought it was funny!! hehehehe some people need to lighten up a lil *cough cough sonic infusion cough*hehe jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistic99 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 I'm still laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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