DJGaryMatthews Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 The Worst Piece of Ass After eight weeks away on business in a strange city, the married executive entered a local brothel, produced three $100 bills and said, "I want the worst screw in the house." The madam answered, "But sir, for that price you can have one of our better girls." "Nope. I want the worst piece of ass around." he maintained. "Sir, I cannot let you do this. I mean we have our reputation to maintain too." the distraught madam said. "Listen Toots," the man continued, "I'm not horny, just homesick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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