Wtf?

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> > A young guy out on the town with his

> > mate spies the girl of his dreams across the dance

> floor. Having

> admired

> > her from afar he finally gets up the courage to talk

> to her.

> >

> > Everything goes better than expected and she agrees

> to accompany him

> on

> > a date the following Saturday evening.

> >

> > Saturday night the man arrives at her house with

> > flowers and candy. To his surprise, she answers the

> door in nothing

> but

> > a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a

> bit late.

> Please

> > come in

> > and I'll introduce you to my parents who will

> > entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I

> should warn you,

> though,

> > they are both deaf mutes."

> >

> > With this she ushers him into the living room,

> introduces him to her

> > parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine,

> this is a little

> > uncomfortable as both of the parents are completely

> > silent.

> >

> > Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching golf on TV,

> > and Mom is busy knitting.

> >

> > After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mom

> > jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down

> > her knickers, and pours a glass of water over her

> fanny. Just as

> > suddenly, Dad launches himself across the room,

> bends her over the

> > couch, and

> > takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his

> chair and

> balances

> > a match stick in front of his eye.

> >

> > The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the

> > young man is shocked into disbelief.

> >

> > After a further ten minutes, the daughter returns

> > fully dressed and ready for the evening. The date is

> a complete

> disaster

> > with the young man completely distracted by the on

> goings earlier in

> the

> > living room.

> >

> > At the end of the night, the girl asks, "What's the

> > matter? Have I done something wrong?" "No, its

> > not you," he replied, "It's just that the strangest

> thing happened

> while

> > I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked.

> Well, first your

> > Mother jumps

> > from her chair, lifts up her skirt, pulls down her

> panties, and

> throws a

> > glass of water over her behind. Then, as if that

> weren't enough, your

> > Father races from his chair, leans her over the

> couch and does her

> from

> > behind. He then sits back

> > down and places a match stick by his eye."

> >

> > "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.

> >

> > The man can't believe her casual response.

> >

> > "Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this

> > asshole a drink?'

> >

> > Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him - I'm watching the

> match.

> >