DJGaryMatthews Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Taliban Q & A: Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket? A: It's his photo I.D. Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: What is the Taliban national bird? A: Duck. Q: What does Bin Laden share with Fred Flintstone? A: The view out their windows. Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? A: the bucket. Q: What's the five day weather forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because the camels can't handle it. Q. What do you call a Taliban that has both a camel and a goat? A. Bisexual. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What would be a proper punishment for Osama Bin Laden A: Change his gender and send him back to live under the Taliban rules as an Afghan female Q: Why havent we heard anything about the aged Taliban MIG jets yet? A: The Talibans forgot to teach their pilots how to land their own planes. Q: Why do all Al Qaeda officials have long beards? A: They love the tickling sensations when going into the 69 position with each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 16 Report Share Posted October 16 hahahahahahaha Q: What's the five day weather forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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