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Originally posted by missy1026

Originally posted by dgmodel

1. What's the matter guys, guilty concense??

2. if our ex's are assholes, then we'll tell ya they're assholes

3. kisses and hugs, u mean u guys have a senstive side

4. complimenting us probably means u did something wrong

5. what goes around comes around, your right...and that's why we're treating u like shit

6. oh...and u mean it's not our personality

7. u have to be a woman to understand a woman about her period , just let us vent

8. if u look like a fool then we don't want to be seen with ya

9. it's normal not to shave legs, just don't get disgusted with us if we don't feel like shaving for a day

10. if you guys are secure about your manhood, then don't worry if we ask to put make up on

11. who's makin bets

12. just keep tellin us that, it's what we want to hear

13. we absolutely do not care about pamela anderson, jennifer lopez or anyone else for that matter

14. pre MENstrual syndrome

15. if u can't piss in the bowl, then don't piss at all

16. we're never wrong

17. we do nice things for you, but u guys take it for granted and never realize the nice things we do

18. if we love you, then you'll know

19. what 's the matter are u scared of losing?

20. just don't get us mad then

21. then don't believe us

22. if u like ours better, then stop drooling over pamela's

23. pms IS AN EXCUSE, and we'll leave it at that

24. and touch the toilet seat with our hands, ARE U CRAZY?

25. stop adjusting your penis, that doesn't turn US on

26. to the heart is thru the stomach, we're are not your chefs..cook your own damn meal

27. once again, we are always right

28. players? c'mon most of you men can't even pull that off without getting caught by your girl.

29. we only look cause u looked first

30. and when we tell u you're doing something wrong , u call us crazy and never change anyway...so why waste our breath

31. And last but not least, there is a need for fantasies cause most of you men don't know how to please a girl

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And i think i speak for a lot of women

GOD DAMN LESBIANS!!!!

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Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Like dear ole Gran-ma-ma used to say, you catch more bees with honey than with vinegar. What's being bitter going to get you, other then an ulcer, and some pointing and whispering. Never let 'em see you sweat.

I don't overly believe in fate, and what goes around comes around, but in the event that you do come across that woman who isn't [all of the above], she's going to flee because she won't want to deal with your issues.

Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie

Did you ever think we have this attitude cause of boys like you!!!!

bitter???? (for lack of better words).

I don't see why you're taking this to heart , you obviously have NO sense of humor!!!

Don't get your panties in a bunch

have a good day!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Yeah. I know, I don't take it TOO hard. I wasn't completely serious. Like I'm not mad at you personally, missy... and upjumpdaboogie - yes man I know :) My grandma said the same thing...

I'm not too worried about women fleeing me though. I'm kinda fatalistic about it - i'ts going to happen regardless.

:) And no missy... it's guys like me who have attitudes because of girls like you ;) Bad Kitty.

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