clubkat Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 help entertain me!!! ::so bored::Once apon a time, in a cold and lonely room, sat a perty lil kitty with a song in her head...............next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 the song began with loud moans and groans and a kitty began to chant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 purred the kitty and she decided to get on all fours and......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 run away from the mice that were chasing her with rusty chainsaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 and purrred loudly as she watied in desperation for the male kitty to engage in kitty play...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 but the poor female kitty was too deeply involved in licking herselfto notice the raging mice with their rusty chainsaws claim revenge on the male cat for all the years of kityt tourment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 male kitty tried desperatly to fight off the many mice who nawed at his paws.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 because licking herself felt good...but after she saw kitty pieces all over the floor....she decided not to be sad ::she wasnt a pessamist::..instead...she exclaimed, "IM SINGLE AGAIN!!!"Kitty decided to celebrate at a bar and when she got there........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 she saw dogs dancing in a conga line...then she realized it was a bar for gay one leged mutts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 as kitty was bout to leave she looks up in the booth and sees a tiger stripped cat with the biggest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i guess i died in this story!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vision as kitty was bout to leave she looks up in the booth and sees a tiger stripped cat with the biggest... TAIL this side of Cathattan...his tail was scratchin and switchin shit up...the kitty walked up to tiger striped cat and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ..."hey sweetie, that's quite a big tail you have..."and the tiger promptly replied..."of course, but that's not ALL I have!" As he showed kitty what was under his chest fur......and as kitty ran out of the club in sheer horror, she bumped right into... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vision as kitty was bout to leave she looks up in the booth and sees a tiger stripped cat with the biggest... Nose...in which ale flowed into the one leged dogs mugs.For the silly grinning stripped tiger was a strange ale tapwhich the bartender was fond of.The bartender waved the cat over for a moment of her time.She slowly trotted over to the bar where the barkeep held an envelope for her in his bill....for the bartender was a duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by xpander ..."hey sweetie, that's quite a big tail you have..."and the tiger promptly replied..."of course, but that's not ALL I have!" As he showed kitty what was under his chest fur......and as kitty ran out of the club in sheer horror, she bumped right into... The Panther.....the panther was the greediest mother f*cker this side of kitty town.....he owned 2 night clubs, 2 stip clubs, 2 bars, and a supermarket that sold fresh crap out of the garbage cans.::lmao sorry::He was very intrigued by this little kitty and her wide eyes.....he asked her what she was on, she said exstacy ::being a sarcastic bitch*::.....he said,"exstacy? I know my ex-groupie used to get her fur really soaked when she took it, does that happen to you two?"and Kitty replied... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 you guys are fucking funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by clubkat The Panther.....the panther was the greediest mother f*cker this side of kitty town.....he owned 2 night clubs, 2 stip clubs, 2 bars, and a supermarket that sold fresh crap out of the garbage cans.::lmao sorry::He was very intrigued by this little kitty and her wide eyes.....he asked her what she was on, she said exstacy ::being a sarcastic bitch*::.....he said,"exstacy? I know my ex-groupie used to get her fur really soaked when she took it, does that happen to you two?"and Kitty replied... ..."apparently, it makes me horny and violent"...and with that, Kitty grabbed the panther's balls and squeezed until his fur turned black and blue...satisfied with her work, kitty hopped into a cab...oddly enough, also inside was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by clubkat The Panther.....the panther was the greediest mother f*cker this side of kitty town.....he owned 2 night clubs, 2 stip clubs, 2 bars, and a supermarket that sold fresh crap out of the garbage cans.::lmao sorry::He was very intrigued by this little kitty and her wide eyes.....he asked her what she was on, she said exstacy ::being a sarcastic bitch*::.....he said,"exstacy? I know my ex-groupie used to get her fur really soaked when she took it, does that happen to you two?"and Kitty replied... "Only on thursdays mister....now...Ive got the cash...do you have the shit?"The pather chuckled "Business as always eh Puss?""Dont call me that!" The kitten hissed.Snatching the brown bag from the pathers claws with her teeththe cat trotted away with the goods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by gothzane "Only on thursdays mister....now...Ive got the cash...do you have the shit?"The pather chuckled "Business as always eh Puss?""Dont call me that!" The kitten hissed.Snatching the brown bag from the pathers claws with her teeththe cat trotted away with the goods. The pretty kitty caught a cab on 7th Ave.The driver was a smelly hamster with a turbin."Lovely day for a drive." the hamster chittered."What?" The kitten replied"I said Lo..." The hamster was pounced from theback seat by the cat who now drove the taxi while chewing on her snack."Yes...lovely day for a snack."Just then....in the passenger seat....the cats dead lovers ghost manafested itself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by gothzane The pretty kitty caught a cab on 7th Ave.The driver was a smelly hamster with a turbin."Lovely day for a drive." the hamster chittered."What?" The kitten replied"I said Lo..." The hamster was pounced from theback seat by the cat who now drove the taxi while chewing on her snack."Yes...lovely day for a snack."Just then....in the passenger seat....the cats dead lovers ghost manafested itself... lookin for some nookiepretty kittiie says "you got some money bitch?!?you ain't gettin any of this pretty pussy with out no dough" asshe turns the meter on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 said nothing and stood staring at her.....and as she had pounced on the taliban hamster......the ghost pounced on her, only this time, he was inside of her!!!! As she franticly tried to excorsize (s/p? is that even a word?) herself to get the ghost out....the cab span out of control......and once she managed to stop it, both her and the ghost realized that they had stoped at the doorways of what once was their favorite hot spot........and this was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 the lion's den where all the coolest cats chill...dj mufasa was on the decks...she walks in and trips over... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 the brown bag that kitty had bought of of panther......kitty got all pissed off ::especially with that demon ex inside of her:: and yelled,"WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM YA WACK ASS DJ KAT BITCH TYPE OF WHORE?!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 so he left and went to a witches house to buy some magic potion wich will make anybody who smells it do whatever they want, but what she didnt know was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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