vicman Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 So I was listening to Nick Warrens GU Amsterdam CD (I'm pretty sure about that) well I taped it, since I cant really work out with a portable CD player...anyway, I was listening to it and up came this tune in that CD, I think the 2nd one and there is a line (well more than a few lines) that's funny as hell and it goes:**********************Small town USAAverage people, ordinary people...the folks next doorWalk down the street, knock on any door and who do you meet?Your neighbor...thats what its all about..friendly people getting to know one another...pulling together for the mutual good...At work and at play giving new meaning to the word democracy,People like Mr. Peterman, a man with the name born,His obsesion: garbage,His profession: sanitary engineer,His avocation: fuc*i*g********************Cracks me up everytime I litsen to it, sorry for the "****" between the words, but I'm trying to keep a "G" rating in the CP board...or at least "PG"So is there any other lines or parts of songs that crack anyone else up? Like PQM's- You Are Sleeping.... :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'From Jay-J & Chris Lum present From The Vault - 'How do you Like It?' Vocals don't necessarily crack me up, although they are amusing, but the use of them in this track is absolutely money.New track on Hipp-E's Siesta label. On the slightly booty housey tip. It is now my favorite track of the week. The chick's vocals just ooze sexiness. The production on this track is sick. The part where she repeats 'Got to do it hard', each word hits perfectly on each down beat. Makes it really funky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by shadygroovedc 'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'Sounds like your constipated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 love in traffic -"they like pornographic boys and donkeys"or something closealso, the peanut butter song - "i just LOVE peanut butterand fluff, FLUFF"etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by MadamMillie also, the peanut butter song - "i just LOVE peanut butterand fluff, FLUFF"etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko :laugh: LMAO, LMAOWTF?!?!The peanut butter song?where did that come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 old song, but a new mix came out over early summer, i believedeep dish (actually sharam) faveit's on a deep dish @ centrofly mixlyrics:chocolatay chocoLAtay chocoLAtay ay, chocolatay come cream ??? .... you had better get some milk to wash down that peeeeanut butter it sometimes sticks to the roof of your mouthliterally peeeeaanut butter peeeeaanut butter you got your chocolate in my peeeeeeanut butter and it feels like peeeeeanut brittle it's the peanuttiest and absolutely delicious with fluff fluff it's the chocolatiest it's wonderful add some peeeanut butter it's the creeeeaaammiest the chunkiest chocolate and peanut butter chocolate and peanut butter choosy moms choose choosy moms choose choosy moms choose jif here comes annette ??? now with some triple decker peanut butter saaaandwiches ooohhhhhhh maybe she's brought fluff i just love LOVE peanut butter fluff fluff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 heehee, i think i won the "wackiest lyrics" award!!!! :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 i wish i could play this song for y'all, it's so wackkoit's so funny, it's this male voice basically chanting these lyrics acappellait's nutty (pardon the pun ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by MadamMillie love in traffic -"they like pornographic boys and donkeys"or something closealso, the peanut butter song - "i just LOVE peanut butterand fluff, FLUFF"etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko That's "pornographic girls" and what sounds like "dope beats". Although if it is "donkeys" then I guess we know what kind of porn those pornographic girls are making. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song. It was originally listed as being on their GU album. I don't know if it made it or not, but I think that would be godly if it were. It started a huge stink on the GU board, cause people were like I can't believe they'd put that on the CD, or whatever. But I think it would be fuckin' awesome if they did. Would show they don't take themselves too seriously, which is nice and refreshing these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patural9 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 thanks for reminding me i have that song! now i wanna go home and listen to it, time to dig thought the crates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by patural9 thanks for reminding me i have that song! now i wanna go home and listen to it, time to dig thought the crates Which song? The donkey fucker song? Or the Peanut butter song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by shadygroovedc That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song...... the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate...... :screwy: :screwy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vicman the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate...... :screwy: :screwy: I'm confused, nice to meet you. Are we talking about sex now? Has this thread degenerated as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Oh, nevermind. I read ALL the words this time. Hehe, you're talking about some candy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 its all about the food...JIF with chocolate mixed in it, right next to the hot wax in the fetish section of your local supermartket..right next to the squeezable bottles of grape jelly. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vicman its all about the food...JIF with chocolate mixed in it, right next to the hot wax in the fetish section of your local supermartket..right next to the squeezable bottles of grape jelly. :D Uhhhh, it's only for sandwiches, I swear! It's only for sandwiches dammit! Crap, my secret's out. Ya got me. It's my signature finishing move. Like the Rock's 'People's Elbow'. Or the Stone Cold Stunner. You got the Shady's Squeezeable Jelly. In a championship match, it may come flying off the top turnbuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 OK, so I guess this thread has officially degenerated. Now it's off to the next thread! Like locusts, we are, I tell ya. Locusts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 I think the next thread is the one started up by patural....nutella is where its at for me...hazelnut a chocolate..yum, yum...love to use it along with the luchador masks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vicman I think the next thread is the one started up by patural....nutella is where its at for me...hazelnut a chocolate..yum, yum...love to use it along with the luchador masks! Hehe. You said nut. Hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadamMillie Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 y'all are hopeless, simply hopeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by MadamMillie y'all are hopeless, simply hopeless ..and we are getting paid while we do this!:grin: :grin: :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by MadamMillie y'all are hopeless, simply hopeless No need to come around here spreading your negativity. We're just crackheads trying to kill off another Friday at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicman Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 496...4 more to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadygroovedc Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Originally posted by vicman 496...4 more to go... 497, 3 more. Errr, I guess this would make 498, 2 more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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