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So I was listening to Nick Warrens GU Amsterdam CD (I'm pretty sure about that) well I taped it, since I cant really work out with a portable CD player...anyway, I was listening to it and up came this tune in that CD, I think the 2nd one and there is a line (well more than a few lines) that's funny as hell and it goes:

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Small town USA

Average people, ordinary people...the folks next door

Walk down the street, knock on any door and who do you meet?

Your neighbor...thats what its all about..friendly people getting to know one another...pulling together for the mutual good...

At work and at play giving new meaning to the word democracy,

People like Mr. Peterman, a man with the name born,

His obsesion: garbage,

His profession: sanitary engineer,

His avocation: fuc*i*g

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Cracks me up everytime I litsen to it, sorry for the "****" between the words, but I'm trying to keep a "G" rating in the CP board...or at least "PG"

So is there any other lines or parts of songs that crack anyone else up? Like PQM's- You Are Sleeping....

:D :D :D :D :D

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'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'

From Jay-J & Chris Lum present From The Vault - 'How do you Like It?' Vocals don't necessarily crack me up, although they are amusing, but the use of them in this track is absolutely money.

New track on Hipp-E's Siesta label. On the slightly booty housey tip. It is now my favorite track of the week. The chick's vocals just ooze sexiness. The production on this track is sick. The part where she repeats 'Got to do it hard', each word hits perfectly on each down beat. Makes it really funky.

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc

'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'

Sounds like your constipated...:D:tongue::D

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old song, but a new mix came out over early summer, i believe

deep dish (actually sharam) fave

it's on a deep dish @ centrofly mix

lyrics:

chocolatay

chocoLAtay

chocoLAtay

ay, chocolatay

come cream ??? ....

you had better get some milk to wash down that peeeeanut butter

it sometimes sticks to the roof of your mouth

literally

peeeeaanut butter

peeeeaanut butter

you got your chocolate in my peeeeeeanut butter

and it feels like peeeeeanut brittle

it's the peanuttiest

and absolutely delicious

with fluff

fluff

it's the chocolatiest

it's wonderful

add some peeeanut butter

it's the creeeeaaammiest

the chunkiest

chocolate and peanut butter

chocolate and peanut butter

choosy moms choose

choosy moms choose

choosy moms choose jif

here comes annette ??? now

with some triple decker peanut butter saaaandwiches

ooohhhhhhh

maybe she's brought fluff

i just love LOVE peanut butter

fluff

fluff!!!

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Originally posted by MadamMillie

love in traffic -

"they like pornographic boys and donkeys"

or something close

also, the peanut butter song -

"i just LOVE peanut butter

and fluff, FLUFF"

etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko

That's "pornographic girls" and what sounds like "dope beats". Although if it is "donkeys" then I guess we know what kind of porn those pornographic girls are making.

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That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song. It was originally listed as being on their GU album. I don't know if it made it or not, but I think that would be godly if it were. It started a huge stink on the GU board, cause people were like I can't believe they'd put that on the CD, or whatever. But I think it would be fuckin' awesome if they did. Would show they don't take themselves too seriously, which is nice and refreshing these days.

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Originally posted by shadygroovedc

That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song......

the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate...... :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

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Originally posted by vicman

the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate...... :screwy: :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

I'm confused, nice to meet you. :confused:

Are we talking about sex now? Has this thread degenerated as well?

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Originally posted by vicman

its all about the food...JIF with chocolate mixed in it, right next to the hot wax in the fetish section of your local supermartket..right next to the squeezable bottles of grape jelly.:D :D :D

Uhhhh, it's only for sandwiches, I swear! It's only for sandwiches dammit!

Crap, my secret's out. Ya got me. It's my signature finishing move. Like the Rock's 'People's Elbow'. Or the Stone Cold Stunner. You got the Shady's Squeezeable Jelly. In a championship match, it may come flying off the top turnbuckle. :D

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