fierydesire Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 The ones highlighted are my fav...hehe...These are rules booty call ppl should live by...THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement")is entered into on the _____ day of __________, 2001, by_______________________, between ____________ and ______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about.4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed.5. No emotional discussions -- eg. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup,"unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good.8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends,just sex buddies.11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard, and right or get the hell out!18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store.22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ss.***EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS***The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and e-mail list - BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating PartySignature____________________________________Date:________________Participating PartySignature____________________________________Date:________________ :hump: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 Originally posted by fierydesire 17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard, and right or get the hell out! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daemoncel Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 DOGGIE STYLE PREFERREDNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUBTreck that ass!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted October 29 Report Share Posted October 29 good shit...i think everyone likes #17 lolz:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted November 1 Author Report Share Posted November 1 *bizump* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouskawitz Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 lmao... this was posted a while back ... and it still get's me laughing... ... their all fucken classics.. but 17 takes the crown!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siceone Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 #15 and #6 make me just wanna say Word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 omg... i'm printing it up RIGHT now and i'm gonna have 10 copies of it on my desk @ all times.hahahgood stuff...so official looking and EVERYTHING... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hroark Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 i must say - i agree with those terms.cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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