vixenfoxxy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Originally posted by mugwump LOL*that's some funny shit!I'm too much of a dork to even aproach hotties at a bar..I usually just wet my pants at the sight of a hot chick and run off screaming like a little girl.. :confused: Hahahhhahaha yeah that's what PGiddy does, too."Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to fuck me?"and"Let's play house, you be the screen door and I'll slam you all night"That keg one was pretty funny -- I'm adding that to the favorites. Oh yeah and if you're clearly striking out try these:"you may not be impressed with me right now but you'll notice I'm the only one talking to you.""You may not be the prettiest girl here but beauty is only a lightswitch away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 "You may not be the prettiest girl here but beauty is only a lightswitch away." :laugh: :laugh: How true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Vixen these are the lines that you use on guys right? I know you don't here these, wait what was the one you used on me.....oh yeah that's right, can I post it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Was it ... "give me back my blankie you asshole?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I don't think that was it, but it was something like "give me.....and lets share my blankie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I'm pretty sure that was the alcohol affecting your hearing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blowflyii Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Actually an effective way to got a hot one is to show a bit of aggression, while standing up for yourself. For instance...You are sitting on a couch at a lounge..You have a drink and the waitstaff takes it before you are done. what you do is grab it and put it down on the table with a little force. This actually worked and the woman came and sat next to the guy and even asked the guy next to him to move so they could chat.Try it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgiddy Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 good looking out, I'll try it sometime, Vixen what you doing tom. night, can I experiment on you with the new lines I learned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.cash Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 I know I'm kind of fatty,but I'm also a hip hop drummer,doesn't that offset the fattiness?I said that to some tall blond scandinavian model type one night on the street.she loved it.she didn't even respond.she just sort of attacked me.sorry to say I told her I was gay and she called me a faggot and walked away in a huff.you see there is no such thing as a the ultimate one liner.You have to understand your prey,then determine what you're going to say.Of course all women love when you can poke fun at yourself and still remain clever.of course when you're gay like me,you don't care about the outcome,and you never get nervous.I only date male model and actor types myself.I guess I'll always be Dr.vain.see ya later losers-hahahhahahahahhahaahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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