thehacker Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by bigpoppanils i thought the song was called rez-cowgirl? u got it.but the remixes come from the box setentitled "everything everything" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 pete, this is some seriously humorous sh!t.especially the part where you're seeing an alienin the mirror and looking over his shoulder for petey.i had just a couple mornings like that.and a really bad one where my nose was roughed up and beet red.that's quite a story.it basically involves four white russians,-- then i don't remember how many black russians-- and even more CLEAR russians.and a friend of mine.and some red pepper flakes mysteriously landing in my ear.and a fire extinguisher being used.and some burnt junk mail.(my friend too was quite wasted,and thought it would be amusing to burnsome junk mail downstairs; until of coursethe fire alarm went off)hearing the fire alarm, another friend woke upand saw how badly off i was and occupied histime keeping my head up off the floor while i wasface down in it, and repeatedly failing,whilst the paramedics were on their way.hence the rugburned nose.paramedics came; i flat-out refused to be hospitalized.they asked me my name,and i pointed at my three friends andnamed each after one of my initials"she's k, he's p, and he's g"woke up in a curtain torn off one off the windows.(it was a makeshift blanket)wandered downstairs.saw a large volume of what used to be in my gut.checked out the bathroom.apparently i'd punched out the screenand yuked into the alleyway between buildingswhile my friends were trying to give me a coldshower according to the advice of the 'meds.went back upstairs.got a phone call from another friend who'dheard the fire alarm and told me to make somephone calls to find out what had happened sohe could give me a proper guilt trip for all thetrouble i'd caused, and to tell me that i'dbe paying to recharge the extinguisher.at this point i realized i'd lost my glasses.called my only friend who was sober that nightto sort it all out.i did what?what happened?i drank how much?oh, that's why my nose is red.damn.oh, you have my glasses.yeah probably better that you keptthem instead of me breaking them.and so it went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by thehacker lavendervybe has a nicer ring to it. actually..."Bar Menace" is better....fits them both nicely...and if they're melding, what could be better??BAR MENACE!!!!!!!!!dum dum dum....mwahahahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 heheheheheee you guys are nuts. Dont you have anything better to do than ponder our merging Identities???dont worry kids we'll only be siamese for a while and then we'll be back to our independant tricks.although there always the chance for collaboration.we are partners in crime after all.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crobra Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by mugwump Waiiit a minute..How do we know it';s not really Shannonwho's been taken over by Pete's brain..MIND MELTING into a "Barvmenace" creature...hmmmmmmm!Is that what SBJ and you do?Or is SBJ just part of the multiple personality disorder you have - hahahahaha!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 I have just Vybed into the Bar part of our personality (meaning this is Pete again).GRrrrrrrrr......i want my own log in back!!!!!!!! but, i DO like BAR MENACE Mugzzzzz - that was me spanking u for the door prizes, and i may show before heading out out tomorrow. Hacker: you, my friend, are seriously deranged!!!!!!!and insofar as merging identities go, i have begun to have the urge to pee sitting down...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by lavendermenace I get up, put on my Yankees Jerzey and stumble to the corner to wait for my buddies to run by. I realize that i am still drunk and trippin' on something really juicy. camper! damn! i bet you were smelling really good at this point!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by shugabooga camper! damn! i bet you were smelling really good at this point!!!! HI HON!!!! *MUAAAAH*yeah, i had the campers on, but smelly? me? come on now kid!!!Oh, BTW - happy b-day Shuga!!! (tomorrow, right?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by lavendermenace HI HON!!!! *MUAAAAH*yeah, i had the campers on, but smelly? me? come on now kid!!!Oh, BTW - happy b-day Shuga!!! (tomorrow, right?) i wasn't talking about your shoes, i was talking about your person!!! all that partying all night long, you must have smelled like a veritable flower bed! sorry, you know i have to give you a hard time!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by shugabooga i wasn't talking about your shoes, i was talking about your person!!! all that partying all night long, you must have smelled like a veritable flower bed! sorry, you know i have to give you a hard time!!!!!!!!! flowers smell pretty good, don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by lavendermenace flowers smell pretty good, don't they? camper, aren't you used to my biting sarcasm by now!!!!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 8 Author Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by shugabooga camper, aren't you used to my biting sarcasm by now!!!!!??? yes dear, my backpack is full of it!!!hey, wish B a happy day for me too, k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 8 Report Share Posted November 8 Originally posted by BAR MENACEHacker: you, my friend, are seriously deranged!!!!!!!like i said, i've only had a couple of mornings like that.that one being the absolute worst.my drinking too a turn for the better that day.and it was new years' eve-eve so the next eve (->1999)i didn't touch a drop -- talk about your instantnew years' resolutions.happy to report that i'm such a lightweight now.3 drinks and i'm mentally lubricated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 9 Author Report Share Posted November 9 so, u drink before work then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Lav, you're a mess!!!midday humor?http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65147you know...get in okay last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted November 9 Report Share Posted November 9 Originally posted by lavendermenace so, u drink before work then? i'd nevah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LavenderMenace Posted November 9 Author Report Share Posted November 9 So u don't work then? I got it :wink:Oh, and to all u who gave me a little encouragement here or in person to write more like this: THANK YOU!!! I will when the mood strikes. the weirdest stuff happens to me on a daily basis.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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