dgmodel Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Put your arms around me babyCan't you see I need you soHold me close against your skinI'm about to beginLovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cockAt a medium pacePlay with my balls and tell me How big they areHoney, rub your beaver Up and down my faceSit on the corner of the bedAnd watch me whack off You see that shampoo bottleNow stick it up my assPush it in and outAt a medium paceTalk about your old boyfriend's dickAnd how big it wasNow shave off my pubesAnd punch me in the faceWhoa darlin'Make me push my dick and ballsBack between my legsCall me an ugly womanAnd take my picture to showAll the people you work with Now pull up my scrotumAnd take the shampoo bottleOut of my assPretend I'm the pizza delivery guyAnd watch me whack off Strap on a dildoAnd make me give you headTell me to slow downAnd do it at a medium paceI feel so humiliatedI'm about to blow my loadYou tell me it's time to make loveBut now I can't'Cause I spewed all over myselfThen you look into my eyesAnd you realizeHow much I enjoy lovin' youI'm so sorry I spunked on my stomachMaybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 hahaha ...awww babe you have too much free time on your hands don't ya;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 its sucks that its a lot of time on my hands and not a set of boobies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Awwwww. Damn DG! I have never read anything like that from you before. I like it. I like it alot! You should bless us with your writing skills more aften mi amor.MUAHZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzDGzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzDGzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 lmao... its rather funny however i cant take credit for it... I didnt write, just found it funny and posted it here... its from an old adam sandler cd of mine.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chula22 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by dgmodel lmao... its rather funny however i cant take credit for it... I didnt write, just found it funny and posted it here... its from an old adam sandler cd of mine.. :laugh: Well, Its the thought that counts. And that poem doesnt seem like you. BUT....this is the sexboard and we all know that everyone has there freaky sides.I think you are one of the most sweetest perverts on this board! But I know that sweet face and heart can keep my pantiewet for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 lol.. wink wink grrrrrrrrrrreeeeeow!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 high five for giving adam sandler credit... thats like the best song ever... i love how in the begining it sounds all sweet and nice... hehe~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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