dgmodel Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 <Dunt dedunt dederededunt... dint dunt didnt dunt...> (Mr. Softee Theme plays in background)The Names have been changed to protect the innocent however the stories are real, and the incidents are as well sadly enough...A certain friend of mine DjYodel, had a sexual encounter earlier this morning, and due to a enormous amount of drinking and "partying" our beloved friend experience something you would not wish on your deepest and darkest enemy... I <cough ahem> I mean HE couldnt stay up no matter what his friend did... now keep in my this doesnt happen to me <cough ahem> i mean HIM often so he was a bit pissed, however we <cough ahem> they laughed off and said maybe it means something or so forth... and cracked a couple jokes and whatever... However In any event, Im <cough ahem> i mean hes PISSED, and tired so I think hes gonna go to bed... Grrrr!!!Tomorrows another day...Heres the Topic, anyone else on the board have any experience with this matter or am I flying solo on this one??? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 24 Author Report Share Posted November 24 Man! this is some bullshit!!! ... <Still pissed!!! :mad: > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 I"m happy to say NOOOOOOOO!!!!!Well....I mean not yet. getting old sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Awww man I feel so bad for you!!!! I mean your friend lol!!!Well there is always tonigh!!! Goodluck maybe you should try some stud spray!!! lol!!!! BTW: Love the mr softee theme music!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 24 Author Report Share Posted November 24 stud spray... ahahahha... yes theres always tonight... lets see what happens round two... bam!... however i think i can attribute this to the massive amount of drinking i was doing yestereday, and the fact that I had some crazy ass thanksgiving sex... my "sweet meat" might a lil tuckered out... btw... hope the song didnt get stuck in your head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 not just your, i mean, his problem.......it happens ::at least you, i mean, he was drunk and it didnt bother that much:: youll be back up and ready to *stick* in no time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Definitely Kat he will be ready to stick it in no time lol!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 24 Author Report Share Posted November 24 nah it didnt bother me at all however, its not healthy for the ego, and I was pissed as hell, cause i was laying there naked with a hottie and i couldnt do shit... well for myself... I made sure she busted and came.... however i was still pissed, I wasnt in the mood to do volunteer work yest... no biggie, Ill get back on that HORSE in no time... (not the girl, the figure of speach) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 24 Author Report Share Posted November 24 Originally posted by synderella420 Definitely Kat he will be ready to stick it in no time lol!!! :laugh: aww man, you cut me my post is supposed to be here... now i look like that guy in the circle of ppl who always jumps in and says shit like 5 mins to late or always out of context... lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted November 24 Report Share Posted November 24 Sorry Bro you know the deal the early bird catches the worm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 bro that could have been me... or MAYBE it was her face... you know she snoores mad loud when she sleeps???? fucking i went inside to take a piss and sober up on wednesday night/thursday morning... and i was like... damn... she body is mad hot, but damn she look like a fucking pirate.. mad nasty looking... i was so upset with her snoring and her face i was going to run right un front of her face and laid a big one.... just like CKY... "i fucking wokeup to ass" and maybe give one to lennox for a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 LMAO... yes... well this is isnt the first time i was with her, nor the last i would assume... so we'll see how this story ends... im sorry you feel that way about her... i think shes a hottie... sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 Hmmm.....after what happened....it damn well may be your last Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 lol... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 its not that i hate her or some shit...i think im sick of the whole thing everyweek... thats all... but out of the group the only person i really hate is tonya... cant stand her... fucking troll looking bitch~!~!~! fucking she got no chin...her chin intergrats with her neck... fucking almost look like slimer from ghostbusters...but melissa is mad cool, koester is one of a kind, joey cool as hell, everyone is cool... as long as they dont get on my nerves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 agreed... I as well am getting a lil fed up with the same old thing every weekend... i guess that has a lil to do with why im in tonight.. that and just being burnt out from the weeks events... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 yes home too, i think im going to go for a run for icecream... just driving... want to join me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 nah just got back, from wendys and blockbuster... staying the rest of the night.. thanks though... hey btw wheres Chris??? Ive been trying to reach him and he hasnt returned any calls emails and i havent seen him on the net... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 think he is mad cuz we ditched him at his sisters party??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 25 Author Report Share Posted November 25 We didnt ditch him... wtf? plans fell through it was fuckin 1:00 am damn... whatever, I dont htink thats it... he might be Boston with his sister... I dont know... anyway... what are you doing up? go to bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted November 25 Report Share Posted November 25 fuck you~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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